Robot Unicorn Attack!!22@@ GET IN GAME NOW!!!$

[Nightstalker]

bEST GAME.

http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html




oFFICIAL GAME REVIEW

[Kastil]

16066 is the best I can do so far.

[Nightstalker]

yeah, seems you can double jump which I didnt know.

also you can dash out of a jump, so in theory you could perpetually stay airborne between jumping and dashing.

[Armonde]

You can only dash if you pick up one of those clumps of shit, so its limited somewhat. They do seem to accumulate. I just know my dash failed me when I needed it most, IE I faceplanted into a star when it didnt dash.

[Phat31198]

20538 1 run

This game is like fucking crack! 

[Nightstalker]

lmao.. yeah there's something about it.

You can only dash if you pick up one of those clumps of shit, so its limited somewhat. They do seem to accumulate. I just know my dash failed me when I needed it most, IE I faceplanted into a star when it didnt dash.

I haven't had any problems with it.

[Armonde]

Hmm, you are right, trying now theres unlimited dash, maybe I was just unlucky in when I hit it.

[Segnam]

23760 single best run so far, 48670 best total.  This game is fucked up why is it so addicting.

[Nightstalker]

Because your wishes can come true.


And here's a couple you can set as desktop wallpaper

[Nightstalker]

I think the power of the Robot Unicorn speaks for itself, but just in case lets look at some testimonials.

This game is simply the most amazing thing to happen to me. I can literally say it changed my life.

You see, I am a cancer patient. Or I was. As I played the game, I continued to feel better, healthier, stronger. It wasn't until the next day the doctor came into my room and said that somehow, my cancer had receded to the point of almost no return; the game cured my cancer! Not only that, but my gay friend was cured of AIDS when he played this! Also, I play the game right before I head to class, and girls are all over me, every minute of the day. Not only that, but my incredibly hot english professor (curves out the **pOp**) had sex with me last night! Score!!!

I will hereby and forever play Robot Unicorn Attack until the expansion (named Super Sexy Robot Unicorn Attack, no doubt) is released. Thank you, [Adult Swim]!

This game is sexier than baby tears, point blank.

this is better than sex

I love this game in the gayest way possible.

If this game was a male butt I'd make sweet love to it.

 

[Kastil]

Sexier than baby tears?    This is true.

After a certain point you are going fast enough you just have to let go of the double jump and put your faith in strength and rainbows.

[Kastil]

Some dude is drawing this up on the My Little Pony Arena site:



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[Nightstalker]

lol

[Nightstalker]

I felt bad today with Haim's death.

So I decided to lift my spirits up by playing a little RUA, and it turned out this was the best score I ever got!

It made me realize everything isnt so bad because we still have Corey Feldman!!

[thrun]

I hven't been able to break 57k yet.  I think another Corey needs to die.