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Stugots
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« on: January 02, 2010, 12:58:28 AM »

I have a guy working for me that loves Ohio State.  He knows I know a few of you guys that work there.  He wanted me to ask if you guys could get him a job as a janitor, licking the floor of Jim Tressel's office.

I think he masturbates into a buckeyes handkercheif every night.

(I really just posted this so I could say someone masturbates into a handkercheif)

Anyway...I said I would...so there I did.
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 11:42:44 PM »

He wanted me to ask if you guys could get him a job as a janitor, licking the floor of Jim Tressel's office.

Why someone would want to lick the floor of a coach that performs poorly in bowl games, and constantly gets rawked by SEC teams is beyond me.

To each his own I guess.
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 05:37:44 AM »

^^ QFT


i FIND THAT i LIKE WHAT THIS POSTER ABOVE ME HAS TO SAY. IT'S INSIGHTFUL, CARRIES WEIGHT, AND IS JUST DOWNRIGHT COMMON SENSE.

i'D +1 THE GUY, BUT FOR SOME REASSON I CANNOT.
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where's the honey?


« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 01:50:55 PM »

I think it's time for another month long Nightstalker ban.

CAGE BALKOTH!
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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2010, 01:53:04 PM »

Gotta let him have this one Rando. I mean his team lost to penn state this year, so he's gotta cling to the SEC as a whole. Sure Alabama is not his team, but what are you going to do when LSU lost a bowl game against a big 10 team.
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2010, 02:01:10 PM »

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/cfn-bcs-analysis-010810
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2010, 05:03:55 PM »

One of the two teams last night seemed lost on offense with its star offensive player on the sidelines, repeatedly going three and out.  Luckily, that player was able to return to the game and add the crystal football to his statue of Desmond Howard.
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2010, 08:09:58 PM »

Gotta let him have this one Rando. I mean his team lost to penn state this year, so he's gotta cling to the SEC as a whole. Sure Alabama is not his team, but what are you going to do when LSU lost a bowl game against a big 10 team.



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