We are all doomed

[thrun]

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/09/21/beware-the-bearshark.html



Pray to whatever it is you pray to that this thing never gets a chainsaw.

[Nightstalker]

hmm octo arms for grappling hooks, big mammal body for terrestrial movement, powerful jaw and teeth for crushing death.

Does the shark head and octo-arms suggest to aquatic abilities as well?

I think if it had wings too, it would pretty much be complete terr-or.

Otherwise 8/10

[thrun]

What if it had a narwhal tusk, a top hat/monocle (implying that it is the consummate gentleman) , and knew how to get stoned and eat bacon at the same time?

[JesterDTM]

I studied that closely, and those Arms are clearly photoshopped. not sure why they bothered the scary shark head was enough

[Nightstalker]

What if it had a narwhal tusk, a top hat/monocle (implying that it is the consummate gentleman) , and knew how to get stoned and eat bacon at the same time?

lol, 8.3 then.

I think the biggest factor here being the top hat and monocle, for if he becomes a consummate gentleman, then he will have the ability to blend in with society.

It's one thing to know that your enemy is declared as you can see him coming, but when your enemy is not declared, he may very well indeed be the man standing next to you in a Kinko's

[meowcow]

Hmmm history shows us that some of the most terrible monsters ever were consumate gentleman, thanks Thrun I now will have Cthuluesk nightmares of tea parties and high society events