Now men have a weapon too!

[Stugots]

Teh weapon]http://www.break.com/index/make-your-manhood-sparkle.html

[Kastil]

He's no carlos mencia...
I suppose this means I can stop wearing the belly shirts with the sparkles on my bellybutton.

[Ramseyer]

He's no carlos mencia...

So you're saying he writes his own jokes and is actually funny?

[Dyeboy]

carlos mencia should be killed by way of being ass raped so much that you die from your ass hole bleeding too much.

[Kastil]

carlos mencia should be killed by way of being ass raped so much that you die from your ass hole bleeding too much.

I know from experience that a man can bleed a lot from his asshole as long as it is not to internal.  The poo's red you won't be dead, the poo's black- seeya jack.   
It's a rhyme my mom used to tell me before bedtime.

[Liladia]

carlos mencia should be killed by way of being ass raped so much that you die from your ass hole bleeding too much.

I know from experience that a man can bleed a lot from his asshole as long as it is not to internal.  The poo's red you won't be dead, the poo's black- seeya jack.   
It's a rhyme my mom used to tell me before bedtime.

I'll have to remember that one for my boards. (And no, you don't want to see what "coffee ground emesis" looks like. Trust me.)

[Snackcakes]

kas you are a funny bastard. im going to buy you a beer when we visit