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Reddawn
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« on: June 26, 2009, 01:14:58 PM »

Since I started working in a hospital I realized people in the medical field are so desensitized to stuff that they share pretty much anything with each other.

I am always fascinated at how the hot chicks I work with will talk in front of me about everything. Getting waxed. Yeast infections. UTI's. All the horrors of childbirth, etc. One student also told me how this dude tore her to pieces one time....I contemplated jerking off while she was telling the story.

The dudes really never do that...just the ladies. Well this morning I heard quite possibly the worst thing ever. This guy in the break room goes "Have any of you guys ever had blood in your semen?"  I screamed a little and couldn't get out of the room. The rest of the guys started asking questions about ball pain and anus pain and I was like fuck this place and pushed my way out. Gross.

I guess I am lucky. I just get the shits and gas....and occasionally when I get stupid and go out in the heat a nice scorching case of jock itch....I know JT.....Gold Bond it's air conditioning for your balls

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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 03:47:01 PM »

lol...so true...my sister is a nurse and the things she would tell me made my ass pinch so hard i would get brain freeze.
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 10:25:15 PM »

Sounds like he may have had a vasectomy.

Blood in semen..... yeah. 
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 10:51:30 PM »

Hey hey hey!!  I don't hear you griping about all the free stool samples you can handle do I?  You gotta take the good with the bad.
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2009, 03:42:49 AM »

I guess I am lucky. I just get the shits and gas....and occasionally when I get stupid and go out in the heat a nice scorching case of jock itch....I know JT.....Gold Bond it's air conditioning for your balls

Truer words have never been spoken.  And that stuff will save me over the next couple months.
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