Are you a pirate or a ninja?

[Troyer]

troyer is ghey?

Hey!

You just won yourself a -1, mister!

[Segnam]

Listen here you socialist hate monger, I am german and dutch of decent. Mainly german but some dutch.  Which last I checked had little to do with the vikings. 

What makes me a viking is that I have held my bass in one hand while carying my girlfriend by a bondage belt in the other, as if she were luggage, with my mistress following shortly behind trying to figure out where she fit in to the equation.  And beleive me we fit her in. 

I play in metal bands, imbibe all sorts of toxins and have picked up a man by his throat  at a Clutch show for shoving in to my friend's wife and woman I was with at the time and not saying excuse me afterwords.

Fuck you, I am a viking.  AND I am drunker then shit right now and fully plan on getting up in 5 hours for work. 

For fucks sakes, I busted my head open on stage tonight because I was too drunk to headbang and fell over.  It was confirmed by audiance members that I didn't miss a note during the entire process.

FUCK YOU I AM A VIKING

How can you get rid of priceless quotes like this Red?

[Kastil]

forums -> boobs -> Po Boys -> Dinosaurs

importance from left to right

Fixed

[Ellanorah]

I am going to delete this thread at 3pm Eastern. Get it out of your system now.

Why? Because I can and I am the new Overlord now.

WELCOME TO NEW AND IMPROVED WOLVERINES FORUM

note to self.
step 1. buy boat
step 2. sail to US
step 3. hunt down Red
step 4. get red and Keelhaul him
step 5. PROFIT!

[Kastil]

For Ella and the pirates:

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The black thing with knobs is called the back door ya know.