Are you a pirate or a ninja?

[thrun]

Thrun's a Sweetish pirate.

Only for you, every one else gets this response.
I'm a viking.  Fuck you.

[Kastil]

Viking's eh?  Viking's don't go "AWWWWWW" at cute kitties!
Final test!!
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[thrun]

ha!  it's blocked at work

I'm a viking. fuck you!

[Jim Tressel]

If you're a viking, then I'm a funny-talking englishman, drunk scottsman, drunker irishman, sheep-humping welshman,  blue-eyed swede, hirsute norseman, north american savage, and entrepreneurial slave trading company owner.

It drives me crazy that in this day and age people think that their lineage is important and worse yet, want to parade it around like it has been a defining force in their life.  Even if you aren't a mutt like everyone else, nobody gives a shit anyway so you and your 'kiss me I'm irish' t-shirt can both fuck off.  If you are a native-born American and have not spent significant time in your ancestral home doing ancestral-type shit, you're just another douchebag who takes themselves too seriously.

My sisters are black, but if they so much as think about celebrating kwanzaa or wearing a kofia, I will beat the black right off of them.  That's going to be my platform when I run for the school board.

[Dammit Dan]

Fuck You    I'm Irish American   j/k
i really am but not so serious
American first and of Irish lineage

[JesterDTM]

I am half Irish, Half Welsh. I like to think of myself as Atlantic Islandar

[thrun]

Listen here you socialist hate monger, I am german and dutch of decent. Mainly german but some dutch.  Which last I checked had little to do with the vikings. 

What makes me a viking is that I have held my bass in one hand while carying my girlfriend by a bondage belt in the other, as if she were luggage, with my mistress following shortly behind trying to figure out where she fit in to the equation.  And beleive me we fit her in. 

I play in metal bands, imbibe all sorts of toxins and have picked up a man by his throat  at a Clutch show for shoving in to my friend's wife and woman I was with at the time and not saying excuse me afterwords.

Fuck you, I am a viking.  AND I am drunker then shit right now and fully plan on getting up in 5 hours for work. 

For fucks sakes, I busted my head open on stage tonight because I was too drunk to headbang and fell over.  It was confirmed by audiance members that I didn't miss a note during the entire process.

FUCK YOU I AM A VIKING

[Dammit Dan]

/clap

[ch0wdah]

"Touch it in the back, I'm American."

[Ellanorah]

as long as its just touching....

[thrun]

I have a goose egg, some weird welt that has gravel rash on top of it and looks strangely like the foot of a microphone stand on my back and a wicked awesome hang over. 

[Jim Tressel]

...typical scenester. 

[thrun]

...typical scenester.

http://www.latfh.com/  Some NSFW language in the title, stands for Look at this fucking hipster.

[Aldoran]

Listen here you socialist hate monger, I am german and dutch of decent. Mainly german but some dutch.  Which last I checked had little to do with the vikings.

What makes me a viking is that I have held my bass in one hand while carying my girlfriend by a bondage belt in the other, as if she were luggage, with my mistress following shortly behind trying to figure out where she fit in to the equation.  And beleive me we fit her in.

I play in metal bands, imbibe all sorts of toxins and have picked up a man by his throat  at a Clutch show for shoving in to my friend's wife and woman I was with at the time and not saying excuse me afterwords.

Fuck you, I am a viking.  AND I am drunker then shit right now and fully plan on getting up in 5 hours for work.

For fucks sakes, I busted my head open on stage tonight because I was too drunk to headbang and fell over.  It was confirmed by audiance members that I didn't miss a note during the entire process.

FUCK YOU I AM A VIKING

Thrun's a Viking, Fuck you.

Seriously, though, this is  PvN thread, back on topic:

[Snackcakes]

I thought that title belonged to Juggs mom.