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« on: November 25, 2008, 06:28:33 PM » |
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I was forced to shit at work from the substandard food they have here. I hope the Somalian took more than 1 second to clean it this morning.
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Dyeboy
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Damn, I was two days from retierment
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 06:30:55 PM » |
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did you do ass cheeks to toilet paper or did you hover over it?
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This space for rent
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 06:31:14 PM » |
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Wait, you're not blaming this on Troyer? WTF?!
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 06:31:56 PM » |
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Watch, you'll probably catch something now and next time you'll do like the astronauts do. You could have done the hover method...or you could make your own toilet seat cover. That would be classy.
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where's the honey?
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 06:35:18 PM » |
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we used to dive bomb after swim practice. For the longest time I though handicap rails were in there so you could stand on them and dive bomb for higher altitudes.
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 06:40:37 PM » |
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they didn't have ass gaskets handy so I had to make my own and then pulling them off my ass afterward was fucking fun.
Next time I am going to shit on the wall and be done with it.
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Damn, I was two days from retierment
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 06:48:57 PM » |
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they didn't have ass gaskets handy so I had to make my own and then pulling them off my ass afterward was fucking fun.
Next time I am going to shit on the wall and be done with it.
thats a good way to get ahead in a company i hear |
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 07:34:21 PM » |
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Wait, you're not blaming this on Troyer? WTF?!
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 09:02:20 PM » |
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You could've come over to Page Hall. We have zero gravity in our restrooms and machines that suck the turds out of your ass for you. John Glenn insisted on it.
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2008, 01:46:19 AM » |
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Gotta stop being a weiner and just sit. Tuck in a little TP in the front so your wingwah doesn't touch under the lip and just go for it.
Maybe I just don't worry because I have the Genitals of Almighty Zeus. I don't get diseases no matter how many times I wake up drunk at the bottom of a Hobo Flesh Mountain.
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2008, 06:30:36 PM » |
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Sorry to hear that buddy.
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