Palin has nothing on the Australian Minister for Youth and Sport

[Ellanorah]

well i know how that lady became prime minsiter


all the male folk let their other heads do the thinking...

[ch0wdah]

Ella, you are stupid.

Ukrainians probably just got Empire Strikes Back and decided they wanted their very own Princess Leia in charge.  Only Ukrainian and therefore blonde.

Oops.  Sorry, you just caught an episode of The Stupid Phase:  the Series.

[Gristle]

After enough vodka, they all look and feel like angels.

[Turkley]

Snacks, since when does 31 = cougar?

are you debating your cougar status with me?

No, no, not debating.  I'm more like a wheezing mangy over-the-hill barn cat -- definitely not anything resembling a cougar. 

I just thought that a cougar was 40ish, divorced and typically already has a litter.  I'm just trying to make sure that the Wolverines (Turkley) have the correct information so that they (Turkley) can make an informed cougaring (at Plank's) decision.

From the official cougar committee:

31 does not equal cougar.

Thank you.

[thrun]

Snacks, since when does 31 = cougar?

are you debating your cougar status with me?

No, no, not debating.  I'm more like a wheezing mangy over-the-hill barn cat -- definitely not anything resembling a cougar. 

I just thought that a cougar was 40ish, divorced and typically already has a litter.  I'm just trying to make sure that the Wolverines (Turkley) have the correct information so that they (Turkley) can make an informed cougaring (at Plank's) decision.

From the official cougar committee:

31 does not equal cougar.

Thank you.

I don't know man, I bagged a 34 year old GILF once.  Does that count as a cougar?

[Turkley]

Snacks, since when does 31 = cougar?

are you debating your cougar status with me?

No, no, not debating.  I'm more like a wheezing mangy over-the-hill barn cat -- definitely not anything resembling a cougar. 

I just thought that a cougar was 40ish, divorced and typically already has a litter.  I'm just trying to make sure that the Wolverines (Turkley) have the correct information so that they (Turkley) can make an informed cougaring (at Plank's) decision.

From the official cougar committee:

31 does not equal cougar.

Thank you.

I don't know man, I bagged a 34 year old GILF once.  Does that count as a cougar?

From the official cougar committee:

GILFs count as cougars no matter what age.

Thank you.

[Snackcakes]

Can I get a flow chart from the Cougar committee?

[Turkley]

The committee will work on it and get back with you.  It has to traverse the approval process first.