I. Hate. People.

[Jim Tressel]

[extreme sarcasm]"Well, I guess the days of me using the same password for 30 years have come to an end."[/extreme sarcasm]

This was a comment from one of the faculty here at the John Glenn School to me today.  He then went on to comment about having to "piss away his entire afternoon" trying to follow my "long, very, very long directions" for changing passwords.  He must've been referring to the "long, very, very long directions" where I said, "you will automatically be prompted to change your password".

This morning I enforced password strength rules and forced password changes on our domain.  I guess that makes me a gigantic asshole since at least 2 dozen of the idiots here didn't have ANY password on their accounts at all and had a shitfit because I was inconveniencing them.  I'm going to stab the next fucker who gives me sass in the goddamn throat.

And frankly, what was he using in 1978 that required a password?  Did he have a password on his fondue set?  So not only is he old, but he's a lying piece of shit to boot.  To his credit, he did offer me some saltwater taffy, but I've seen Survivorman and I know that saltwater only exacerbates the effects of dehydration.  Motherfucker is trying to dehydrate me to death.  I'm going to set him on fire.

[Reddawn]

way to go in there and stir things up Hitler

[Gristle]

Number 1 feature request by Mail Admins evar for Imail products..  I found this hilariously funny and I can relate. 

We gave you assholes the ability to set password strength, but denied you the ability to force password changes.  It's a happy medium.  Hahahah!

[thrun]

That's because JT is a mavrick, MAVRICK MAVRICK MAVRICK!






Mavrick

[Gristle]

Does that mean Varg is his "Iceman"?

Gaydar = ++++++++

Edit:  Thrun, I was mesmerized by your forum avatar for the last 5 minutes...amazing.

[Stugots]

I picture JT more like this Maverick.

[thrun]

Why do you spell things correctly, are you some sort of ivory tower intellectual?

[Stugots]

Yes.

[Jim Tressel]

I think I may have been pulled back from the brink.  I was ready to kill someone earlier, then I saw a video of a chimpanzee in denim overalls riding segways into trees while being chased by an identically dressed asian man.  Thank god for the internet, and by extrapolation, Al Gore and the fine people at DARPA.

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[Kastil]

JT, your love of animals on people devices knows now bounds.  First squirrels on water skis, now chimps on segways.  What's next buffalos on lawnmowers?  Cats on trampolines? Long Eared Jerboas doing uneven bars?

p.s. Long Eared Jerboas are kinda cute.

[Grimsweeper]

YES YES OH YES! this is as awesome as the bar in japan that has monkeys in suits serving drinks.

[Nightstalker]

I. Hate. People.

Don't worry, I can guarantee you we'll do something within this century to thin our numbers.

[Varg]

I think I may have been pulled back from the brink.  I was ready to kill someone earlier, then I saw a video of a chimpanzee in denim overalls riding segways into trees while being chased by an identically dressed asian man.  Thank god for the internet, and by extrapolation, Al Gore and the fine people at DARPA.

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LMFAO

[Kith]

That video will be the inspiration for Nintendo's next game franchise.

[Varg]

JT, buy Ipswitch Imail so i can keep my job and get more bigger bonus, k? thanks.