Roomate PRANK (HELP!)

[Amule]

Ok. This is the problem.

School started late August and my roommate's boyfriend has decided to stay every weekend but one since school has started. These weekends usually consist of Thursday evening until Monday afternoon. My roommate is a waitress and isn't always around during the weekends. Needless to say, its awkward and uncomfortable for myself and my other roommate.

Basically, we are fed up with him. He takes up our kitchen table with his desktop computer, and two monitors. He uses up our electricity and water, and food, and I feel like he is an unofficial roommate. He brought his bearded dragon down two weeks ago and since then crickets have escaped all over our house, and my roommate has accidentally burned her carpet with it's heat lamp.

Aside from talking to him, of course, what is the best way you can think of we can aggravate the shit out of him until he doesn't want to come back. He is a huge nerd. Plays WoW, Spore, etc.

I figured, nerds would know how to combat one. So. Give my all your ideas on how to vanquish this pest. 

[Reddawn]

if he isnt paying rent call the cops and tell them to get him the fuck out of there. Then punch your roommate in the face about 100 times.

[Amule]

Yeah, everyone keeping telling me to make him pay rent. But I don't want his money cause I don't want to see his face.

[Jim Tressel]

have you tried setting him on fire?  I've found that sends a very clear message.

[Dracneir]

You could also try shooting him in the kneecaps.

If that doesn't work, are you on your own network? Trick out the router to only allow certain MAC addresses. Don't include his MAC address in the list. That'll be the end of it. Unless he can pirate a connection from other apartments. But then you could turn him in for that and get him kicked out!

[Unnormal]

Me and sands pulling pranks on my old roomate.
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[Nightstalker]

He takes up our kitchen table with his desktop computer, and two monitors. He uses up our electricity and water, and food, and I feel like he is an unofficial roommate. He brought his bearded dragon down two weeks ago and since then crickets have escaped all over our house, and my roommate has accidentally burned her carpet with it's heat lamp.

Sounds like alot of maintenance just for some cock. I'd be curious to know what your friend looks like, cause if we are all good on the trunk department(and thats not trees), I may be willing to slash some prices on the boyfriend upkeep department.

Well I aint a nerd, closest I got was a geek.  The best thing I could recommend to you is to strike at that computer somehow. I recall seeing a video somewhere, I think it was on break. There was a screensaver that made the monitor look like it was cracked, and the dude unplugged the keyboard and mouse, so it wouldnt respond. Funny as shit.

Get back to me on pics of your friend.

Fuck the press, I'm out.

[ch0wdah]

You need a new room mate.  I recommend confrontation with your room mate.  If she can't give you your space back, you should live somewhere else and stick her with the rent.  Boyfriend can help her pay it.

[ZONK]

It is hard to say without a little more information about the apartment. Is it an apartment complex with ownership under a large company? Is the lease an individual lease or group lease? I just recently changed apartments because of issues, but it was easy for me because it was a standard chain company with individual leases. If you are in a group lease or not, most of them issue a certain rule saying the paying group may have no more then the certain living in the apartment for up to a short period of time. Meaning you can have friends sleep over but only for like a week max. It sounds like your other roommate is breaking that lease by having her boyfriend stay, and that can be reported to the landlord/office. I don't know what ages we are dealing with here, but as I get older in my late College years I find the bull crap and attempting to get something done by other means and being sneaky just doesn't work. Just straight up tell the problem, you are in majority since the one roommate agrees with you.

On a funny note, just cause doubt in their relationship, say he just using you (the roommate) for a place to live for free and has been talking to other girls outside the apartment.

Again however, lol, the more funny shit like above you do, the more chain your shit gets broken or damaged and people flip out, saying straight up what the problem is always less crazy.

[Kastil]

Hmm.. Biggest way to get his goat?  Wake up early on the weekends and make some noise.  Nothing a computer boy hates more than being woken up before 10 after a full night of perusing Faye Valentine Hentai.

[Ellanorah]

hahah

+1 kas for the Cowboy Bebop AND Hentai reference

[Ellanorah]

o and Amule

next time he brings his computer over and you need the table
Just push it off onto the floor

if he yells at you or gets mad, ask him " do you pay rent for that table space?"
if he still doesn't like it tell him to go cry to his mommy and get out of YOUR apartment.

if he wants you to pay for any damage done to his computer after its unfortunate plumet to the ground, tell him to deduct it from the rent he owes you...

[skeanthu]

Give me 48 hours, I'll be there...he will wake up in a Thai gay bar with a g-string on and a new career.

[Reddawn]

come on to him....have him touch you...then say no....then get a police report and a restraining order...problem solved

[Turkley]

Here is my personal favorite.  Just start unplugging the computer everytime you walk by it.  Will make him really mad and has the potential to harm components of the computer.  Also unplug him from your network connection.  You can also cut the cords after unplugging them.

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