Zip-it waiter-bait.
Red... that's just wrong. I have no idea where you come up with this stuff but at least there will be someone I know going to Hell with me.
I believe Okarn and I are already on a waiting list for condos by the lake of fire, so you'll have even more company.
And if you want one of those lake view condos for yourself, you better get on that waiting list quick. Prime real estate there. Gonna get one with a hot tub too!