OH MAN, OH MAN, OH MAN

[Kastil]

Premise:
16 year old becomes President through some fluke in the law.  In addition to Secret Service, Executive branch control and the Nuke case he also comes to have his very own ninja.  Hijinks ensue including (but not limited to):  The garroting of his history teacher Mr. Bore, shurikened next door neighbors dog, throwing the nation in turmoil when he disapears at a cabinet meeting to be replaced by a log, he totally has the ninja dick with Osama's facebook, etc.  Bonus: the ninjas heart is warmed by the friendship of a child and he learns to love.
Title: National Ninja
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Stay the damn hell crap away from my intellectual property Fox!!!!

[thrun]

I would rather we call it Executive Force, if we pump up the replaced by a log angle we may be able to get M.Night Shamalamadingdong to direct. 

[Snackcakes]

and Chuck Norris has to be the Vice President

[thrun]

and Chuck Norris has to be the Vice President

Only if Technoviking is the speaker of the house. 

[Snackcakes]

and Chuck Norris has to be the Vice President

Only if Technoviking is the speaker of the house. 

Okay but then the Ninja has to be a woman (big breasted) who becomes a mother figure to the boy president and a love interest to the vp .... plot twist, the techno viking is trying to take over and start a new regime under techno. chuck norris and big breasted ninja must protect the boy president.

done.

[thrun]

Ok, as long as we admit that it takes the combined efforts of titts mcgee and norris to take out the viking. 

[Snackcakes]

Ok, as long as we admit that it takes the combined efforts of titts mcgee and norris to take out the viking. 

and the boy president pulling his "home alone" style nonsense

[100watt]

...President ...ninja... 

Um.... I think you just made the sequel to Bad Dudes....

[Xaviun]

Holy Sweet Jesus!!  They have made a movie of my life!!  They appear to have taken some creative liscense, since I am not female or blond, but it appears to be pretty close to what actually happened.  Hopefully they are going to save how I escaped being dropped overboard wrapped in a sheet and made it back to shore for the sequel...

[Kastil]

Holy Sweet Jesus!!  They have made a movie of my life!!  They appear to have taken some creative liscense, since I am not female or blond, but it appears to be pretty close to what actually happened.  Hopefully they are going to save how I escaped being dropped overboard wrapped in a sheet and made it back to shore for the sequel...

Sleeping with the entire crew does not a good sequel make.

[Ellanorah]

*rolls eyes*

boys....

*shakes head*

[Snackcakes]

*rolls eyes*

boys....

*shakes head*

pfffft you could have been an extra or even a co-star. you totally blew it.

[Kith]

Movies like this (the trailer that started all this noise) are why I need to be allowed to own a submarine.

[Kastil]

Movies like this (the trailer that started all this noise) are why I need to be allowed to own a submarine.

To find the dead bodies of severly donkey-punched gals?  I mean, thats not what I'd use it for... nope, not at all.

[thrun]

Movies like this (the trailer that started all this noise) are why I need to be allowed to own a submarine.

To find the dead bodies of severly donkey-punched gals?  I mean, thats not what I'd use it for... nope, not at all.

I am twice the size of my girlfriend and she likes it from behind,  just in case you want to swim behind my boat.  Not that I would donkey punch her to death or you would want her corpse.  Just say'n is all.