Baby PWNED by Opeth

[Reddawn]

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[thrun]

Might as well start 'em early, otherwise they'll be listening to crappy mc crap and the craptistics.   

[Kastil]

That baby freaked the crap out of  me.  Why do they have to be so much like featureless balls of evil dough?  My baby is getting plastic surgery right away to give them an adult looking face cus that pliable round ball shit just don't fly in the Kastil household.

[Volk]

Wow, that was some expression on that baby's face.

[thrun]

That baby freaked the crap out of  me.  Why do they have to be so much like featureless balls of evil dough?  My baby is getting plastic surgery right away to give them an adult looking face cus that pliable round ball shit just don't fly in the Kastil household.

It's nice to see that discpline isn't lost.  I blame parents not setting firm ground rules and morals for society's ills. 

[Hawkes]

dude.... that's so f'ing wrong.  that child is now damaged goods.

[Paul]

good way to make ur kid a serial killer...

not funny

[Hawkes]

good way to make ur kid a serial killer...

not funny

exactly

[Reddawn]

yeah I am sure that 10 seconds will mold that child into a serial killer......................

[Kastil]

That baby freaked the crap out of  me.  Why do they have to be so much like featureless balls of evil dough?  My baby is getting plastic surgery right away to give them an adult looking face cus that pliable round ball shit just don't fly in the Kastil household.

It's nice to see that discpline isn't lost.  I blame parents not setting firm ground rules and morals for society's ills. 

Indeed!  Not only will my child have the mantle of adulthood thrust onto them when they are yet a babe they will also be expected to perform at top Airforce recruitment level by the time they are 3.  They shall be trained to pull my carriage and chariot and shall have a wholehearted fear of the belt and the lash. Also Dynamite.
No child will be left "behind" in my household mainly for the reason that they will be in FRONT of my carriage, conveying me through the muck and mire to yet another one of my Laudenum forrays.

[Volk]

Indeed!  Not only will my child have the mantle of adulthood thrust onto them when they are yet a babe they will also be expected to perform at top Airforce recruitment level by the time they are 3. 

Air Force? You don't have very high expectations, then, do you?

[Kastil]

Indeed!  Not only will my child have the mantle of adulthood thrust onto them when they are yet a babe they will also be expected to perform at top Airforce recruitment level by the time they are 3. 

Air Force? You don't have very high expectations, then, do you?

Hey they're 3, you gotta cut them some slack somewhere.

[Volk]

Indeed!  Not only will my child have the mantle of adulthood thrust onto them when they are yet a babe they will also be expected to perform at top Airforce recruitment level by the time they are 3. 

Air Force? You don't have very high expectations, then, do you?

Hey they're 3, you gotta cut them some slack somewhere.

Oh, come on. My son is 6 months and he can pass an Army Physical Fitness Test for his age group with flying colors.

[Kastil]

Indeed!  Not only will my child have the mantle of adulthood thrust onto them when they are yet a babe they will also be expected to perform at top Airforce recruitment level by the time they are 3. 

Air Force? You don't have very high expectations, then, do you?

Hey they're 3, you gotta cut them some slack somewhere.

Oh, come on. My son is 6 months and he can pass an Army Physical Fitness Test for his age group with flying colors.

But  can he reinact the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" word for word?  What does the test for his age group entail exactly?

[Volk]

Indeed!  Not only will my child have the mantle of adulthood thrust onto them when they are yet a babe they will also be expected to perform at top Airforce recruitment level by the time they are 3. 

Air Force? You don't have very high expectations, then, do you?

Hey they're 3, you gotta cut them some slack somewhere.

Oh, come on. My son is 6 months and he can pass an Army Physical Fitness Test for his age group with flying colors.

But  can he reinact the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" word for word?  What does the test for his age group entail exactly?

I said Army, not Marines. As for the test, it's mainly just being able to hold his head up for 10 minutes on his belly and scooting around the floor in a certain amount of time.