No problem! I would love too...
Not that the name of your fucking myspace doesn't just kill it already here we go!
Anyone with fake musical terms i.e.: Protometal, Sludgemetal, Stonermetal under their favorite music category is obviously a moron.
"Book's is fo' burnin"...yeah we can tell you don't read, and no thrun, the Highlights magazines at the Planned Parenthood center do not count.
Not a college graduate I see, so that means your income is between nothing and $5.00. Occupation Metalhead, really? Thats an occupation these days? Let me know when you sign up a sweet gig with Dragonforce.
"5'11 and more to love"...yeah thats not a dead give away that your an unemployeed fat kid whose copilot is the mythological god of thunder. Good work, I'm sure that wont turn away any woman who happens to end up on your myspace after looking for a fat burning system that actually works, and isnt in pill form.
Your top eight friends are all guys, once againd doesnt surprise me.
Jesus hates me getting laid, for whatever reason
God 2 Bob 0, I is single again.
ROFL, oh yeah? Didnt see that coming at all. Talk about an attention whore. Isnt it kind of contradictory to be a metalhead thrash man and have a myspace where you complain and moan about not getting attention? Shouldnt you like be super devoted to your music or some shit? I can almost see a conversation between you and your band now:
Singer:"Dudes did you see that episode of Metalacolypse last night, ha! Its so funny!"
Bob:"I KNOW! I totally think we should cover Thunderhorse, I played it on Guitar Hero 2 last night and it wasnt hard at all, I can probably like, learn the chords and jam that out"
Bass Player:"I dont know man, our last song sounded kinda bad, I think I might just go get my GED."
Drummer:"Lets just start drinking then we can record something awesome, maybe do some of that Iced Earth intro stuff with like, qoutes from the bible and William Price voice overs."
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Awww look, your ever afraid to share your deepest darkest secrets with us. Yeah, I wouldnt want people to know how "truely deep and understanding" I was either.
^^^ That work for you?
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