Rocking the Cradle

[Auralea]

I wasn't taking it personal.... I just don't think its funny to make fun of something that is real.... that people do get.... and that is more than just a STD.  Sorry if that fact isn't funny.  That would be like making fun of ppl for their parents dying.  Thats not funny is it?  Neither is this.  And I didn't take it personal until jackass over here decided to really make fun of having cancer.  Sorry if I'm a little over sensitive about almost having a life threating problem that you find amusing.  Forgive me.

[thrun]

I wasn't taking it personal.... I just don't think its funny to make fun of something that is real.... that people do get.... and that is more than just a STD.  Sorry if that fact isn't funny.  That would be like making fun of ppl for their parents dying.  Thats not funny is it?  Neither is this.  And I didn't take it personal until jackass over here decided to really make fun of having cancer.  Sorry if I'm a little over sensitive about almost having a life threating problem that you find amusing.  Forgive me.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!  Parents die and I find that amusing. 

Read the posts pre yours and tell me where HPV is getting made fun of please. 

[Auralea]

I didnt say you were making fun of it.... his comment about the One Less campaign having a ways to go just seemed like poking fun of it.  Plus the fact that he said that guys don't get hurt by it... like that is the important point?  Really?  Oh I can't get hurt but my girlfriend could get cancer b/c I'm a man whore....?  Really?  Thats all I was saying... was that maybe its not always about the fact that you guys get some STD and its the chicks fault... maybe its a little bit more serious.  Maybe I took it more personal b/c I've had the problem... and I'm sure I did.... and maybe I completely missed the point... I just dont think this is a topic to make jokes around... if not at... b/c its not funny.  Cancer isn't funny.  I'm sorry.  The end.  Take it as you will.

[Turkley]

I didn't say I found it funny.  If that wasn't you taking it personal, I would hate to see what you taking things personal would end up being.  Half of the people in this guild have a crazy sense of humor.  Also, responding as you do in here, just drives them to continue to get a rise out of you, even if they don't believe what they are posting.

[Jim Tressel]

don't worry Aura, nobody is poking fun at the severity of HPV.  This is, instead, a general commentary on the insane notion of 25% of teenage girls being host to STD's.  I do wonder what the number is like in teenage boys though...

[Auralea]

I understand that this post wasn't about making fun of HPV or anything like that.  And I didn't take it like that really until you cracked the jokes about cancer being funny.  I can't help it if I feel sensitive about a subject that has to do with me.  And I know that you guys all have twisted senses of humor... and usually so do I... trust me.  But I just don't like when things like seem to be misunderstood or taken lightly.  Thats all I was trying to say.

[Kith]

I'll fucking lock my girls in a dungeon and then I'll beat the shit out of the little cock that did it.

Hawkes, I'm picturing you with a shotgun placed in plain-view in the living room, but still within reach of your recliner so that you can properly greet the young gentlemen who will come to pay your daughters a visit.

Should the visual and verbal warnings fail, I offer this piece of advice:

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.  And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[Auralea]

I'll fucking lock my girls in a dungeon and then I'll beat the shit out of the little cock that did it.

Hawkes, I'm picturing you with a shotgun placed in plain-view in the living room, but still within reach of your recliner so that you can properly greet the young gentlemen who will come to pay your daughters a visit.

Should the visual and verbal warnings fail, I offer this piece of advice:

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.  And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Bahahahhahahaha!  I almost wanna hear about him trying this now.  Oh btw my grandparents know lots of pig farmers... they live in SD so if you need any help lemme know.  LOL.

[thrun]

I understand that this post wasn't about making fun of HPV or anything like that.  And I didn't take it like that really until you cracked the jokes about cancer being funny.  I can't help it if I feel sensitive about a subject that has to do with me.  And I know that you guys all have twisted senses of humor... and usually so do I... trust me.  But I just don't like when things like seem to be misunderstood or taken lightly.  Thats all I was trying to say.

I bet you are a riot at parties.  

http://cancerjokes.com/

[Auralea]

I bet I am.  Thanks.  Sorry I don't through cancer jokes around.  You know you can still have a sense of humor without thinking life threating diseases are funny.  You know that right?  Ass hole.

[Auralea]

Anyways... it seems like I am too SENSITIVE to be here, so I guess you win.
I'll leave.
Byes.

[Hoofenstomp]

Nice one guys.

[thrun]

quote from cancerjokes.com

"I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much… because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting." --Michael Smith in "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein.


So I am watching about 50% of my mom's side of the family dying of various kidney ailments and cancers.  My father is currently in the hospital being operated on (as we speak) and he's had multiple strokes which is unrelated to what they are operating on him for this time.    My Uncle Don Just blew himself up like a fucking retard because he was smoking with his oxygen tank on.   

Rather then lecture a bunch of people I don’t' know about perceived insults on the internet I get together with my family and friends to celebrate life.
The article had nothing to do with making fun of her or cancer but she wanted to attention whore it and it backfired on her.   

[Turkley]

Half of the people in this guild have a crazy sense of humor.  Also, responding as you do in here, just drives them to continue to get a rise out of you, even if they don't believe what they are posting.

After thrun's post, I have no choice but to quote myself.

[Hoofenstomp]

Yeah, your family deserves it though.