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Reddawn
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« on: February 08, 2007, 02:30:19 PM »
OK after I deliver piquons twin brother I basically wipe it till I bleed because that 5 minute after itch drives me up the fucking wall. I can usually tell when my ass-hizzle is clean and stuff. Well for shit and giggles I tried one of those wipes you use to clean up afterwards. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! That shit threw me the fuck off my game. For all I knew I was just smearing anything left worse. Also since it's so thin I was worried I was going to finger my asshole at any given moment if there was any breakage.

I think I will stick to my old tried and true methods of bunghole care. No fancy schmancy stuff for me.

Don't even get me started on toilet paper with lotion......
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 02:54:36 PM »
Oh man.... I'm not even going to ask for an explanation I understand.
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Glacius
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2007, 06:20:06 PM »
You should visit Japan and try their automatic water-cleaning toilets. It sprays your ass with warm water.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2007, 06:24:40 PM »
There ya go.....
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Reddawn
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2007, 07:30:10 PM »
Those are in Europe also. I need to pull a cap off a fire hydrant
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2007, 08:14:40 PM »
 The best piece of ass I ever had was when my finger broke through the paper.
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Reddawn
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2007, 08:15:30 PM »
that explains a lot.....also im not shaking your hand....nothing personal
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2007, 08:28:41 PM »
Quote from: Stugots on February 08, 2007, 08:14:40 PM
The best piece of ass I ever had was when my finger broke through the paper.

Oddly enough this doesn't surprise me.
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