Value Of money

[Arctic]

This Email is floating around, I had to post it


If you had  purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
will have  $49.00 today.
If you had  purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
$33.00  today.
If you had  purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
will have  $0.00 today.
But, if you had  purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned  in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have
received a  $214.00.
Based on the  above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle.  It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study  found that the average American walks about 900 miles a  year.
Another study  found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a  year.
That means that,  on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the  gallon.
Makes you proud to  be an American.

[JesterDTM]

sweet, I'm economical because I walk twice that a year easily

[Jim Tressel]

I don't think my mileage is nearly that good.  Not sure if that means I need to walk more or drink less.  Fuckit, I'll think about it later but for now I have to finish all this beer before it warms up.