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« on: July 17, 2008, 01:14:48 PM »

http://www.cracked.com/article_16475_20-baby-products-great-traumatizing-infants.html
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 12:39:29 AM »

I'm so getting the baby keeper.
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 01:37:18 AM »

I'm so getting the baby keeper.


That's what I was thinking..... although I have a feeling I would leave the baby in the closet way too much. 
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 09:19:52 AM »

I am gonna get some stuff from here for when I become a father.

http://babycage.net/babycage.php
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 11:19:56 PM »

OK, here comes the old man lecture. Back when my four kids were little we didn't have fancy baby slings. We would just bolt the car set to the washing machine top and let the vibration put the baby to sleep.  Tongue

My My the wonders of modern tech.
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 11:51:47 PM »

Man, your kids were LUCKY!  In order to get us to sleep our parents used to just apply slight pressure to our jugulars until we passed out.  Lost the first 2 siblings in the test run.
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2008, 09:07:48 AM »

Oh. My. Gosh.

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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2008, 01:06:37 PM »

OK, here comes the old man lecture. Back when my four kids were little we didn't have fancy baby slings. We would just bolt the car set to the washing machine top and let the vibration put the baby to sleep.  Tongue

My My the wonders of modern tech.

They had electricity when your kids were young?!
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2008, 02:13:09 PM »

No no, by washing machine he meant the Mrs. Those bolts must have hurt her...
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2008, 05:11:46 PM »

Actually it was hooked up to our velocipede.  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2008, 06:43:33 PM »

For all you young kids, here is where you can find what they looked like:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocipede

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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2008, 03:35:07 AM »

For all you young kids, here is where you can find what they looked like:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocipede

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Velocipede? Like one of these things?


holy horseshit those things are fast.
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2008, 12:15:48 PM »

creepy, just creepy. kas you know i have a phobia of things with too many legs. geez, what are you thinking?!
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