no upskirts for you!

[Reddawn]

http://gizmodo.com/5027156/japanese-iphone-3g-is-perverts-worst-friend

I love the Japanese.....I really should really move there just for the comedy value....that and to be called Godzilla and round eye

[Kith]

Tell you what, Red, to save you the pain of moving to another country and learning a whole new language, I'll start calling you 'Godzilla'.  Obviously this is very important to you and I will do what I can to help you realize this dream.