Baby PWNED by Opeth

Indeed! Not only will my child have the mantle of adulthood thrust onto them when they are yet a babe they will also be expected to perform at top Airforce recruitment level by the time they are 3.

Air Force? You don't have very high expectations, then, do you?

Hey they're 3, you gotta cut them some slack somewhere.

Oh, come on. My son is 6 months and he can pass an Army Physical Fitness Test for his age group with flying colors.

But can he reinact the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" word for word? What does the test for his age group entail exactly?

I said Army, not Marines. As for the test, it's mainly just being able to hold his head up for 10 minutes on his belly and scooting around the floor in a certain amount of time.

Well, he's got me beat