Red?

[thrun]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090115/od_afp/uscrimewasteoffbeat_20090115203626?ic

[Reddawn]

Toilets are temples and I am not a black metaller so I would never burn a Church.

I would go to San Fran for tasty Chinese tho

[thrun]

I just figured the stuff that comes out of your ass could melt the average port-a-potty

[Arctic]

OK I have to share this nasty story. I work in construction so i have use one of these once or twice in my day.  Know IM not as elequint as Red when it come to the story telling .

Mid mornig so workday, Downtown Mpls, fall, Working on a highrise condos, I feel the need to pee, as i make the run down to the row of shitters the 34 oz of coffee I drank t prior to this wanted out.I get to the row of shitter, the first one is open and go in, now it nasty dirty in there and it had been rainin so the floor in there being wet and muddy didnt really cause any alarms till i started to pee in the Urnal part ( I met a girl that thought that was a purse holder for the ladys but thats another story) then i could hear the water fall start, or should i say waste falls, the tank had reached its max capasity about 2 days ago and now what I thought was just dirt on the floor may not have been. Beside trowing up a little in my mouth, I hurryed up the best i could so i could leave this box and used the Handsanatzer form a diffrent  shitter. Know i know this doesnt come close to beatting any of reds stories, but i felt like i need to sare.

[Gristle]

Purse holder LMAO!  Win!

[Redbear8]

When I was waiting in Kuwait to roll into Iraq we had a single port-a-john for 250 people that didn't get emptied for well over a month. The shit was litereally stacking above the seat. You had to stand on the sides and dive bomb.

Also, it was 120 outside.

[ch0wdah]

Shit stacking above the seat.