Wolverines

Anyone be interested in doing this ? You will most likely mail the gift unless its someone in Columbus with someone else in Columbus. Yes?



EDIT:
If you have never done this, this is how it works. You sign up, you are randomly given the name of another person that has signed up, but they do not know who has there name and you do not know who drew your name. You buy that person a gift of ~20 dollars. You get a gift in return (probably not from the person you drew) You can spend more or less that is up to you but 20 bucks is about what the limit should be. You will get the name and mailing address of the person who signed up (nobody will see the mailing address you entered but the person who drew your name) You can send anonymous  questions to the person you drew if you need crap like shirt size or sexual orientation and what not. You do not have to revel who you are when you send the gift if you dont want to.

Here is the link to sign up: http://www.elfster.com/exchange/view/4089107/065e38/

NEW ONE: http://www.elfster.com/exchange/view/4256691/e4a6dd/

Names will be drawn on the 19th and you will be notified of who you got. You can send your gift anytime but try to get it out before Christmas.
Most importantly, take pictures of what you got and post them here.

Can I text pictures of my wiener to whoever I pick?

You can to that at any time.
But you cant pick who you text pics of your wiener too with this.

JT!

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Is this anything like Bad Santa?

I'm in.  We putting a monetary limit on it?

20 bucks?

Fine with me.  How much does a blowjob cost in Columbus?

Not sure, Ask Red what he charges...

SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

reread the first post for signup info

I signed up, sounds like fun

I'm in

Normally, I'd be all over this, but with Di out of work I'm going to have to pass this year.  Shame we didn't do this in the past.

In.

I'll get off my ass and sign up for this.   Eventually.

Signed up

Cool. This thing should generate the picks this friday. If you have not signed up yet, do it, its only 20 bucks, you only have to buy one gift. Its retarded fun. DO IT. But do it by Friday.

Only 5 sign ups. DO IT.

Get on it assholes!

Do you guys want to schedule a night where we can all watch a romantic comedy over voice chat?

I'd rather you just talked to me like you used to. 

I dont care if red signs up. I am sending him a dead cat.

That will play right into his hands! Don't you know chinese is his favorite!

Can he eat a cat with out shitting himself?

No, but that's not a fair question because he can't eat anything without shitting himself.

Just found the perfect gift for my person

So how do we do this?

wtf, it says names have already been drawn?

"Names will be drawn on the 19th and you will be notified of who you got. You can send your gift anytime but try to get it out before Christmas.
Most importantly, take pictures of what you got and post them here."

original post

im gonna send rando some pics and and a song i wrote about him.

doh, I dont usually know what day it is.

we could re-do it...

yeah I'll do it. I am sure SOMEONE needs a fleshlight

ok we are going to re do it, everynone good with that? You will get a new name probably so if you already bout JT a barbi malibu miata, take it back.

sounds good

Taken the Miata back then

dammit!

yeah i had the perfect gift until red fucked it up. L2Read you dbags

Dear Snacks....if you would have come to lunch with us you could have been part of the fleshlight discussion. I wasnt stealing your thunder

haha... depends on who you are going to lunch with and what you are doing with the fleshlight

Has anyone gotten anything yet?

I got a samurai sword umbrella. I've even gotten to use it, and also been asked when I got the new sword.

pics or it didn't happen.

PICTURES

Many thanks to my Secretion Santa!  They appear to know me pretty well. 

(http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4391/secretsantal.jpg)

Well played!  What did everyone else get?  Maybe I shouldn't have been a scrooge lol.

Nice! Wonder who sent that 0.o

I apologize to the person receiving my secret santa gift, every time I've tried to mail it for the past week and a half (or few days...whatever) something has come up at the pizzeria....GRRR  I'll get it out today if I have to throw it!

Put those rocks in the freezer JT. DO NOT PUT THEM IN A SINGLE MALT SCOTCH THOUGH OR I WILL CHOKE SLAM YOU.

Merry Christmas.

One stone just to take the edge off would be ok :P

Some scotches are better with a touch of water....opens everything up a little

Don't worry Varg, I'm more of a Kentucky bourbon whiskEy guy than a malted scotch whisky guy.  That doesn't mean I won't drink the fuck out of some Glennfiddich though.

Mine finally in the mail....

Thanks to my Secret Santa. Awesome. This thing is a lot of fun!

The card is epic. I know I am going to be a GREAT mother. LOL

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Then, my son wanted to play. I have yet to get it back LOL.

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LOL nice!

I JUST got mine in the mail yesterday.  WELL PLAYED by my secret santa.   I will post pics and details probably sometime tomorrow.

Fuck yeah!!11

Autographed hardback copy of Mein Kamph... suite


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This secret Santa shit rawks

You are so witty and unique Nightstalker. Thanks for posting in every single thread.

Varg thanks for having a sandy vagina, and crying behind me in every single thread too!

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Dont mean to bring the hate Night, im in a pissy mood.

Hey thats cool bro. I'm just being usual asshat me, you know how it is.


I think its honestly cool that you started the Secret Santa, and its pretty funny to see some of the gifts.

This is SICK! Now when I am taking extended shits I can ROCK THE FUCK OUT.

I can play my guitar through my iPad through shit tons of amps and effects pedals. Works amazingly well!

Thanks secret santa!

Thats pretty damn awesome!

Thats cool

Just gots mine!  I was so excited I tore the paper that was inside it.  Thanks Secret Santa!  Now I'm trying to figure out how to make them into a penis.(http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx243/sherpasupreme/P1010329.jpg)

I guess I was not the only one that knew Kastil likes his balls black

NICK! HOW MUCH LONGER MUST WE WAIT?!?

AS LONG AS IT TAKES!  Sorry I've been slacking yall I'll get it soon

SECRET SANTA IS SERIOUS GOD DAMN BUSINESS

Got my secret santa gift today :)

The package, shipped to...
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Wrapped.
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Awww...a note.
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And the prize.
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500 Kikkoman Soy Sauce Packets.

Hehe.. and yes, I am asian.

LOL!!!!  AWESOME!

if I had JT he would have gotten 500 packages of mustard

nice!

LMAO damn...

The bonus of the gift was my roommate signed for the package. He was really confused as to who the hell "Snackcakes Isasian" was.

Thats pretty much racist

suite.

Kane is my favorite Asian actually. He has soft hands.....like a lady

ROFL.  I <3 this thread. 

Also between this and the 50lbs of fortune cookies I found in my desk at work... I'm starting to think all my friends are racist.

It's cool though, at this rate I'll be able to open my own Panda Express.

I am asian.

Awesomeness :D

Ok so I will stop slacking and take some gorram pictures tonight :)

Note to self: 

Return the fireworks and silk I bought for Snacks.

Also the opium.

And don't challenge him to kung-fu.

LOL +1 Mr. Kastil.

Oh, we are change of plans now hoss?

Well what about the cargo container? did you want me to just leave it at the dockyard then?

What about the Math homework we wanted to hand over?



Snacks we kidd cause we <3 j00  :P

Well, I know I'M kidding anyways. Not sure about the rest of these racists.

haha no honestly i laughed my ass off when i got it. you kids keep me young

Ok actually got off my lazy ass and got the pictures.

So.. for background for those who didn't do the secret santa this year, we had a private forum for address information and what not.  In this forum, a certain mr Red Dawn posted that he would ban anyone who sent him a product that resembles.. how would one say it.. a womans reproductive organ.  Being the certain silly person I am, I mimicked that post and replaced it with people using my address to give me "surprise buttsecks" or "buttseckius involunarus".

Fast forward to last week when I got my gift.. I got a package from a certain online t-shirt vendor.  In it was a shirt that, when I opened it, said "Free Hugs" on the FRONT of it.. alike so.

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Naturally, I found this rather amusing as it would be fun to wear to parties or to a girlfriend's parents house.  However, I turned OVER the shirt (to the back) and got another surprise altogether (pun intended).

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/Warlord140/IMAG0341.jpg)

A shirt to indicate that, while on the outside I claim to be offering hugs for no expenses whatsoever, I am actually trapping them for surprise secks of the butt variety.

Well played Secret Santa, well played  :D

And yes, this shirt is absolutely hilarious :D

I actually think that shirt says from the front that you want free hugs and from the back that you want suprise buttsecks.

LOLOL!

@Kastil yes you are right, I realize I didn't state that in my original post and have edited accordingly.

And I just wanted to say a huge thanks to Varg for setting this all up and everything, I look forward to the crazy gifts next year.

I'm thinking my secret santa is failed.  :(

It's confirmed.  My secret santa is late.  :(

THAT SON OF A BITCH!

Well maybe now that Christmas is over, Dominick the Donkey can go back from helping Santa climb the hills of Italy to helping the USPS climb the hills of Buffalo :)

Also I think we are missing pictures from at least one other person as well..

jinga di jing!

Here are the pictures of my gift...It's freakin' awesome.

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It even fooled my ninja cat, Aspen the Iron Paw
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are there white ninja's? I heard they dont exist...like the Korean Ninja

what about a half white, half korean ninja.

That umbrella is rad.

I would really like to post a pic of what my secret santa sent me.  But... well, I think it's an invisible product, because I can't find it.  Or, I'm thinking maybe it was in a white box, in which case it's lost in the snow.

Maybe a pack of wild coyotes took off with it, after it was delivered.

Color me sad :(

Person who got Stugot's name. I know who you are. You have 1 week until public disgrace.

haha i know i know. the package will be there today. i got the gift 2 weeks before christmas. i left it in my building to have ups pick it up before i left for the holidays. the package and others were moved to an office when the receptionist left and ups did not pick it up.

and i didn't know where it was until yesterday when she got back from vacation. so don't get your panties in a bunch. i paid $22.50 on top of the gift price, so it will there today at 3:00pm.

and if you don't believe me, the original shipping tag is still on the box.

also if you want to track the package ... usps.com, label#: EG65 3618 539U S

OH GREAT NOW HE KNOWS HIS SANTA! RUINED

It must be tough to have a receptionist at your beck and call.  And to think, I bought and mailed mine all by myself :P

That's ok snacks, just wanted to bust your balls a bit more.  But honestly I live out in the boonies, and really wasn't sure if they'd left it somewhere I couldn't find it.

hehe well she's not my receptionist. more of the front office receptionist who does all the front facing customer/student/ups interaction. and i understand, i feel bad about it. i'll send up a bottle of booze to make up for the lack of x-mas day delivery. what do you girls drink up in NY?

zima

do they still make zima? should i throw in a back of skittles or jolly ranchers too?

I would.

Ever hear of a little known brown liquid called Crown Royal?

Special reserve is the shit.

I once heard that more crown is consumed in the buffalo area than anywhere else in the US.  Not sure if it's true or not, but since theres nothing else to do around here, it wouldn't surprise me.

I think Big and Rich wrote a song about it:  Chippewa is where we go when we're up in buffalo, them yankees sure can drink some crown.... twangy singer twangy guitar etc etc....

Don't worry about it man seriously.  Not a big deal.  I just got to sit here looking at the pics of everyone enjoying their secret santa gifts for the past few weeks, and wondering where mine was, really....its no biggie.  >snif<  I'll be ok.  No really, I'm fine.  :P

Special reserve huh?

The only Crown I drink is of the Royal variety...immediately following a shot of world famous Beam's 8 Star.

Crown Royal:  Special Reserve.  Try it, you'll be in heaven.

Worth the wait.

I present, a flying fuck!

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Yes, I've played with it.  Yes it is fun :P

lol omg that is hilarious!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

haha... it seemed to fit your personality stu :) also check your mail today.

Round 2?

I would be down, and was going to post this, but people should donate to the site this year me thinks.

I would love to do this guys.... the site is good now due to some very generous recent donations.  We're fine until next December.

Is anyone game for this again?  SHould we open it back up since this forum is the restricted one?

Lets do it. I will just reuse the Elfster account i used last year unless there are any objections or anyone else wants to do it.

I'm in.  Who's getting the turd-filled diaper this year?!