Wolverines

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You know what's better than all of that?  Having real sex with a real person.

I'm pretty sure guitar amplifiers are better then real sex with a real person at this stage in my life. 

I agree. Less backtalk

Spoken like two people not regularly engaging in real sexual intercourse with a real person.

au contraire! I can convince plenty of fatty's to make with the meaty vagines...I'm a charming motherfucker...it's AFTERWARDS that the problems start.

I can start taking action shots and posting detailed threads like my shit stories if you want

See, I said "real person" and we all know that fatties aren't "real people".  Their souls are a minefield of uncontrolled emotions, likely stemming from deep-seated daddy issues, embodied (tragically) in the form of gluttonous self-satiation.  I only say "tragically" because the other, and arguably more productive, manifestation of this mental damage is as neurotic fodder for obsessive devotions to both physical fitness and all-out whoring.  So, while skinny whores aren't "real people" either, at least heavy lifting isn't a prerequisite for accessing their vaginae.

I can say that I have easily slept with or received favors a few dozen women of all shapes, sizes and skill levels and I am less stressed out and having more fun then I have had in long time focusing my efforts on amps instead of getting laid/dating. I still get to roll around every week or two with a lady friend but at this point I can take it or leave it. It is fun but if it takes any sort effort beyond polite conversation and common courtesy I'll pass.

I am sure eventually my libido will wake back up, probably when I find some one I am interested in being with long term again.  The amps still stay though.

You guys eating a lot of soy or something?  That stuff with its plant estrogen is going to ruin manhoodness.
Now me, I get my libido up by looking at copious amounts of old lady porn and then I go out and ROCK THE FUCKING TOWN!  Thats particularly hard because I live in a city!

You know, being fat is proven to lower your sex drive. That's why I started my diet.

I'm mildly terrified of what my sex drive would be if I were skinny. 

All I know is that I'm 30.  Three-oh.  In like 8-12 years my schwans is going to crack open like a cicada husk and my libido is going to fly right out of it.  Until that happens I am going to pay as many hookers as possible to do blow off my hog.  If it has even one nostril and I can get it close to my genitalia without danger it will be doing coke off the tip of my juju stick.
All I'm trying to say is don't abuse your mojo for soon it will disappear like the white buffalo.

...i think my brain has been soiled...
I guess thats what i get for still reading threads in here.

I am going to cleveland this weekend to meet up with an old friend from college. I think she is so desperate she would do anything for attention.

GOAL: Ass to mouth.

My goal is to find a woman who will love and respect me for who I am. 

You need some mind bleach Ella.  You just have to remember that this forum is all about love and humor.   Except for Red and his Human Centipede idea... thats pretty gross.  Mouth to ass my butt!

You're meeting Genelle?  But...but...but, you aren't a hockey player.

Justin......how about I kill you?

holy shit, batman v. doctor doom with lightsabers?  Thats cooler than my Wolverine v. T. Rex painting I found.