Wolverines

How are you ladies going to make yourselves better people?
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I hope to drop 20 lbs and to stop stalking Kas and stealing his used tissues.

I've resolved to double my troll post numbers.

Oh snap


Really though, losing weight is always a good resolution. We really are spoiled in the states, in regards to food.

1. Lose 50 pounds (yea its gotten that bad)
2. Finish my BS
3. Be completly debt free other than house/car (this is going to happen this year)
4. Spend more time with my son
5. Sell/buy house

Damn, gonna be a busy year!

hehe, yeah I should add in finish my BA and spend more time with varg's kids.

I am going to get our half breed muslin president impeached. 

why would you want that?

My used tissues are only from my nose, best if you stopped eating them. 

My resolutions would be to start paying off my student loans... again.  Also to really work on this whole "ending the world" thing.  2012 is just a couple of years away and I really have to get off my ass and start coming up with a plan.

It's ok Kas. Even when you are slacking the world's population is growing, and there's only so much consumption it can sustain.

Don't fault yourself for lack of effort.

I was trying to think of one then I looked over and saw "Blackstalker."  I can't stop giggling.  BLAKOTH!  I'm going to go hall monitor some WSG now.

i am not eating them kas, i am collecting dna samples to build a new kas to thwart your efforts to end the world, and to make me breakfast

1. Drop at least 20 lbs.
2. Get SSG.
3. get a 2+, 2+ on my Russian DLPT.

1. Be less of a lazy selfish a-hole
2. drop some lbs

1) Sleep with all of your mothers.
2) Tell you about it.

1) Try to be nicer to Red to see if he will be my friend on FB again.
2) Then mess up resolution one by making a comment about his sexual orientation.

Arctic, there were no spelling errors in that whole post...go back and do it over.

Just trying to help you with your resolution, maybe this will help more.

Glenn Beck is a fat Mormon fuck face who should have drank himself to death when he had the chance.  

marry xmas!

lol, tisk tisk Thrun.

I bet Santa didnt bring you anything this year huh?

He's intimidated by my girth and facial hair growing abilities. 

 Thats what I'm warring with.  If you are fated to do something do you even have to worry about putting effort to it?

Breakfast he will do but he shall feel the pull of world end-nation in the very core of his being.  When he starts spouting off how Bill and Ted's version of time travel is the only viable theory you will know your doomening.

~be even awesomer!

~find out who the fool is that keeps doing burn outs on a street near where i live.
buy nail gun.
hide along the street with said gun and wait for said fool to "drive" past.
laugh wickedly.

~save my money to party in the USA THIS SEPTEMBER!!!!  better believe it noobs! I could be knocking on your door and offer you my sister for crashing privledges

~try not to WANT to kill stupid people.

~get another couple of tattoos....

~re-instate "pants off Friday!!"

My resolution is to ninja Ella's belt IRL.

by that time the new property i'm paying will be cleared and I will have an extra tent for ya'll to crash in, though i will still have a house in town as an option too

and try to visit central IL around the 13th---that's my B-day   and having 2 aussies there would be an awesome B-day present

pitching tents eh?

Ella I like your style. I also like your belt, so keep it safe else a Ch0w will have it for his very pwn.

no belts for chows...

pitching tents literally and metaphorically are pastimes i enjoy

Yeah that's why I have to NINJA it, otherwise you would still have it.

Ch0w, get in bed earlier so you are awake when I text you to meet up for lunch. That's your #1 resolution!

Fixed

Double Fixed

Oh snap.

Seriously, though, I'm going to get around to learning how to cook.  I started with deviled eggs.  That wasn't too difficult.  Up next is some Caribbean-style curry chicken.

And I'm going to need that belt.

Don't forget to grind the easy recipes until they turn grey to you.

Did Santa bring Chow an Easy Bake oven this year

JUST LIKE SEC GRINDS THE INFERIOR CONFERENCES ON THEIR WAY TO THE SEC, OOPS I MEAN BCS CHAMPIONSHIP

THANKS!!11@

Touche.

I think devilled eggs probably grays out at cooking 15 or so.