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Title: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Segnam on May 23, 2009, 05:23:42 PM Pirates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU Ninjas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk I think the choice is clear. (Wrathmoore is a pirate, just so you all know.) Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Aldoran on May 23, 2009, 09:00:56 PM Ninja, so ninja. There is a side, I have chosen, Ninja.
+1 for delivering awesomeness. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: JesterDTM on May 23, 2009, 09:43:05 PM Man pirates are ghey
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Aldoran on May 23, 2009, 11:16:38 PM Superior pirate vid: http://www.hongfire.com/cg/data/25/Pirate1.swf
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Ellanorah on May 24, 2009, 12:16:45 AM the choice is indeed clear
PIRATES!! (http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_601b330bdc727bdc93e10a4e30b11409.jpg) Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Stugots on May 24, 2009, 03:54:21 AM Sorry don't think I has what it takes to be a ninja.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Aldoran on May 24, 2009, 04:19:32 AM Y'all have lost it, here's the scene-by-scene...
Pirate "yo ho ho and a bottle of... Hey! Where'd that little foreign guy go?" Ninja <stealthy stealthy> Pirate "Come out here and fight, you lilly livered son of a <slice, gurgle> Ninja disappears back into the shadows, knowing the pirate never saw him come or go. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Volk on May 24, 2009, 04:29:20 AM .
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2930067076_3ba8efb591.jpg) Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Aldoran on May 24, 2009, 04:58:43 AM In my fervor to prove Pirates are vastly inferior to Ninjas I found the following information on Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page): http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja
This articles shows why ninjas are superior. It's on the internet, so you know it has to be true. Pirates had a much shorter Uncyclopedia article, thus proving two things. 1) Pirates are less interesting, and 2) ninjas killed everyone trying to increase the size of the pirate entry. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Troyer on May 24, 2009, 03:29:21 PM Urban ninja ≠ Ninja
Urban ninja = Free runner Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: JesterDTM on May 24, 2009, 06:53:14 PM Volk does make a strong point
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Segnam on May 25, 2009, 04:22:28 AM Pirates cant do this shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svX-z6wtPEI Also, you don't see a ninja with wenches because that's the point of a ninja. You don't see them. They did the wenches before the pirates even got there. The pirates are having sloppy seconds. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Ellanorah on May 25, 2009, 09:59:08 AM people to remove from christmas card list:
Aldo Jest Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: JesterDTM on May 25, 2009, 04:52:59 PM Then again, Segnam makes a better point. And Ella, even if you remove me, I'll still be there.. in the shadows mwa ha, mwa, mmmwha hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Kastil on May 26, 2009, 12:29:41 AM Urban ninja ≠ Ninja Urban ninja = Free runner Urban Ninja = Ghost Dog? C'mon Forest Whitaker as a ninja! Uganda is-a strong!! Uganda is-a free!! Uganda is-a doujinshi kwaii naruto. p.s. That first urban ninja was actually a Gymnast and everyone know gymnasts are from: (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/Yarl/P1000403.jpg) Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Wrathmoore on May 27, 2009, 12:46:55 AM I am a pirate I love me wenches
as for ninjas heres a better ninja to bad hes french http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCpyBqcAd6I Or these guys who would seriously kick all our asses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkitFN42aGI&feature=related Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Kastil on May 27, 2009, 02:27:34 AM I've seen that first flick Wrath, some French flick about a giant "Prison". Wasnt too bad of an action flick, called B-22 or something.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Garenth on May 27, 2009, 01:59:55 PM I am a pirate I love me wenches as for ninjas heres a better ninja to bad hes french http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCpyBqcAd6I This guy is no ninja he's a parkour(sp?) runner and its from District B-13 movie. The other guy in the movie is pretty bad ass, he's played the bad guy in a couple of movies he was one of the bleach blonde twins in the Jet Li movie Kiss of the Dragon. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Segnam on May 27, 2009, 02:45:12 PM True ninja vids are hard to find, they are so sneaky... here's them demonstrating though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIEnsOZXKOM&feature=related Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on May 27, 2009, 03:08:22 PM I'm a viking. Fuck you.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Segnam on May 27, 2009, 04:51:58 PM I'm a viking. Fuck you. Vikings are in a whole other league Thrun. They are way cooler. But its even harder to find good viking videos. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Troyer on May 27, 2009, 05:42:24 PM Vikings are in a whole other league Thrun. They are way cooler. But its even harder to find good viking videos. Not it isn't. [yt=425,350]hyPR3w751JE[/yt] See? Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Jim Tressel on May 27, 2009, 06:16:26 PM bleh, I am so done with the pirate/ninja/viking/pedobear shit. we're all losers on the internet, quit pretending to be something cool.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Reddawn on May 27, 2009, 06:25:37 PM I don't think any of these guys think they are cool
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Troyer on May 27, 2009, 06:37:44 PM I don't think JT has anything productive to share.
Do we need to get Turkley to give you a hug...with a touch in the back? Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Segnam on May 27, 2009, 06:54:35 PM Maybe if it was "Thrun the Viking" instead of Eric that movie would have been amazing. Vikings name Eric don't make it to Valhalla.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Troyer on May 27, 2009, 07:42:59 PM Are you certain? Because I distinctly remember Erik in Valhalla...it was all blue...
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Ellanorah on May 28, 2009, 10:52:44 AM Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on May 28, 2009, 12:59:29 PM I'm a viking. Fuck you. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Kastil on May 28, 2009, 05:01:43 PM Thrun's a Sweetish pirate.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on May 28, 2009, 05:48:50 PM Thrun's a Sweetish pirate. Only for you, every one else gets this response. I'm a viking. Fuck you. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Kastil on May 28, 2009, 09:18:06 PM Viking's eh? Viking's don't go "AWWWWWW" at cute kitties!
Final test!! [yt=425,350]Q_udqEp_YR4[/yt] Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on May 28, 2009, 09:44:35 PM ha! it's blocked at work
I'm a viking. fuck you! Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Jim Tressel on May 29, 2009, 01:47:41 AM If you're a viking, then I'm a funny-talking englishman, drunk scottsman, drunker irishman, sheep-humping welshman, blue-eyed swede, hirsute norseman, north american savage, and entrepreneurial slave trading company owner.
It drives me crazy that in this day and age people think that their lineage is important and worse yet, want to parade it around like it has been a defining force in their life. Even if you aren't a mutt like everyone else, nobody gives a shit anyway so you and your 'kiss me I'm irish' t-shirt can both fuck off. If you are a native-born American and have not spent significant time in your ancestral home doing ancestral-type shit, you're just another douchebag who takes themselves too seriously. My sisters are black, but if they so much as think about celebrating kwanzaa or wearing a kofia, I will beat the black right off of them. That's going to be my platform when I run for the school board. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Dammit Dan on May 29, 2009, 02:58:31 AM Fuck You I'm Irish American j/k
i really am but not so serious American first and of Irish lineage Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: JesterDTM on May 29, 2009, 05:19:10 AM I am half Irish, Half Welsh. I like to think of myself as Atlantic Islandar
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on May 29, 2009, 06:52:36 AM Listen here you socialist hate monger, I am german and dutch of decent. Mainly german but some dutch. Which last I checked had little to do with the vikings.
What makes me a viking is that I have held my bass in one hand while carying my girlfriend by a bondage belt in the other, as if she were luggage, with my mistress following shortly behind trying to figure out where she fit in to the equation. And beleive me we fit her in. I play in metal bands, imbibe all sorts of toxins and have picked up a man by his throat at a Clutch show for shoving in to my friend's wife and woman I was with at the time and not saying excuse me afterwords. Fuck you, I am a viking. AND I am drunker then shit right now and fully plan on getting up in 5 hours for work. For fucks sakes, I busted my head open on stage tonight because I was too drunk to headbang and fell over. It was confirmed by audiance members that I didn't miss a note during the entire process. FUCK YOU I AM A VIKING Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Dammit Dan on May 29, 2009, 07:34:15 AM /clap
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: ch0wdah on May 29, 2009, 08:08:19 AM "Touch it in the back, I'm American."
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Ellanorah on May 29, 2009, 08:38:50 AM as long as its just touching....
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on May 29, 2009, 12:57:45 PM I have a goose egg, some weird welt that has gravel rash on top of it and looks strangely like the foot of a microphone stand on my back and a wicked awesome hang over.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Jim Tressel on May 29, 2009, 04:32:32 PM ...typical scenester. :P
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on May 29, 2009, 04:51:55 PM ...typical scenester.
http://www.latfh.com/ Some NSFW language in the title, stands for Look at this fucking hipster. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Aldoran on May 29, 2009, 05:21:14 PM Quote Listen here you socialist hate monger, I am german and dutch of decent. Mainly german but some dutch. Which last I checked had little to do with the vikings. What makes me a viking is that I have held my bass in one hand while carying my girlfriend by a bondage belt in the other, as if she were luggage, with my mistress following shortly behind trying to figure out where she fit in to the equation. And beleive me we fit her in. I play in metal bands, imbibe all sorts of toxins and have picked up a man by his throat at a Clutch show for shoving in to my friend's wife and woman I was with at the time and not saying excuse me afterwords. Fuck you, I am a viking. AND I am drunker then shit right now and fully plan on getting up in 5 hours for work. For fucks sakes, I busted my head open on stage tonight because I was too drunk to headbang and fell over. It was confirmed by audiance members that I didn't miss a note during the entire process. FUCK YOU I AM A VIKING Thrun's a Viking, Fuck you. Seriously, though, this is PvN thread, back on topic: (http://gondolend.net/Svensen/images/FemaleNinjas.jpg) Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Snackcakes on May 29, 2009, 05:43:02 PM I thought that title belonged to Juggs mom.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Ellanorah on May 31, 2009, 09:51:40 AM pirates.
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e52/BleedBlackSeeRed/Allison/AllisonPirateQueen8.jpg) do you see any ninjas with booty? (i was going to say LOOT, but we all know how i feel about ninja looters) Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: JesterDTM on May 31, 2009, 04:31:08 PM Is that your room?
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Segnam on May 31, 2009, 04:58:56 PM That's her treasure island cave. And ninjas have plenty of booty. Just look at Aldo's last post. Besides that, once the pirates bury their treasure and sail away the ninjas will just take it from them.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Ellanorah on June 01, 2009, 08:29:02 AM i'm sorry, did you just say that ninja chick had booty?
i don't see it... Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Snackcakes on June 01, 2009, 11:39:29 AM Is that your room? this made me lol ... +1 to you good sir Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: meowcow on June 02, 2009, 07:32:03 PM Yes El compared to the ninja chick you have booty, and dont let Aldo fool yah hes no ninja, nor is he a pirate, he's more of a..........pinja. as for me I agree with Thrun, VIKINGS! Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: gr0n on June 02, 2009, 11:38:53 PM I think we all know what the real question is: http://www.thewolverines.net/forums/index.php?topic=2059.0
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Dammit Dan on June 03, 2009, 03:51:36 AM now paul(meow) we all know that the pinja is merely a mythical creature that doesn't exist---and if it did exist it would be the only real challenge that Chuck Norris could find, and that my dear sir would have been all over trade chat
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Snackcakes on June 03, 2009, 12:13:11 PM Two Words: Midget Ninjas ... Done.
[yt=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ehQo7s_02sc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ehQo7s_02sc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/yt] Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Jim Tressel on June 03, 2009, 03:04:40 PM Did I mention how lame pirates, ninjas, and discussions of them have become? You might not think so right now, but give it a few months and everyone else on the internet will be agreeing with me. I can't help it that I'm so far ahead of the curve.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Troyer on June 03, 2009, 03:46:37 PM Did I mention how lame pirates, ninjas, and discussions of them have become? You might not think so right now, but give it a few months and everyone else on the internet will be agreeing with me. I can't help it that I'm so far ahead of the curve. All right, Moriarty. (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn186/Troyer48/Wolverines/ODDBALLSAYScanvas.jpg) Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Snackcakes on June 03, 2009, 04:29:47 PM JT is right, we should be talking about how cool predators are and how lame aliens are.
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Reddawn on June 03, 2009, 04:35:44 PM how about you all just shut up instead?
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Jim Tressel on June 03, 2009, 05:07:41 PM Did I mention how lame pirates, ninjas, and discussions of them have become? You might not think so right now, but give it a few months and everyone else on the internet will be agreeing with me. I can't help it that I'm so far ahead of the curve. All right, Moriarty. (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn186/Troyer48/Wolverines/ODDBALLSAYScanvas.jpg) ...because I'm right and this conversation has been beaten to death. Google "pirates vs. ninjas" if you don't believe me. 19 MILLION results!!!! Laaaaaaaaame. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Kastil on June 03, 2009, 05:10:01 PM Wait wait wait, I got it.
Emo v. Scenester? For Thrun: [yt=425,350]TPQA2O_Cxks[/yt] Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on June 04, 2009, 12:55:27 AM (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn186/Troyer48/Wolverines/ODDBALLSAYScanvas.jpg) Where did you get that Troyer? I need a poster of it. Stat. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Troyer on June 04, 2009, 12:25:43 PM Epic fail on the Kelly's Heroes reference recognition, JT.
Thurn: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.danavenell.com/ODDBALLSAYScanvas.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.danavenell.com/OddballSaysArtPrint.htm&usg=__q-H7uFTmckHB47z7W6_G8GWG7EI=&h=624&w=441&sz=237&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=75f--XAreVYZEM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMoriarty%2BKelly%2527s%2BHeroes%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1 Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: JesterDTM on June 04, 2009, 04:23:22 PM Holy Crap.. Who hasn't seen Kelly's Heros?
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Wrathmoore on June 09, 2009, 11:25:42 AM May I point out that this was not a pirates vs ninjas thread it was a "Are you a pirate or a ninja?"
Nothing but a lil fun in guild , Segnam was doing it to bug me mostly it seems for being a pirate. And i believe Ella is the truest Pirate in the guild. Nice booty matey! Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Reddawn on June 09, 2009, 12:32:31 PM I am going to delete this thread at 3pm Eastern. Get it out of your system now.
Why? Because I can and I am the new Overlord now. WELCOME TO NEW AND IMPROVED WOLVERINES FORUM Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Snackcakes on June 09, 2009, 12:54:09 PM (http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i223/Novesh/funny%20random%20pix/4283841.jpg).
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: gr0n on June 09, 2009, 02:05:05 PM I am going to delete this thread at 3pm Eastern. Get it out of your system now. Why? Because I can and I am the new Overlord now. WELCOME TO NEW AND IMPROVED WOLVERINES FORUM In Soviet Russia, forum pwns you! Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Reddawn on June 09, 2009, 02:16:15 PM This thread angered JT and I just can't fucking have it anymore...JT's happiness is my mission
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on June 09, 2009, 02:25:41 PM Wait wait wait, I got it. Emo v. Scenester? For Thrun: [yt=425,350]TPQA2O_Cxks[/yt] I can't watch flash video at work! I will never know what this post said because of Reddawns Draconic stance on forums! OH NOOOOOOEEEHS!!!!!!11one Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: gr0n on June 09, 2009, 02:50:24 PM While Red is very much part dragon, I think the word the judges are looking for is: Draconian.
I'm sure JT will concur, any sentence with that word in it is way cooler. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Snackcakes on June 09, 2009, 03:02:15 PM just remember, back when i was an administrator i never took a draconic or even a draconian stance on the forums. i'm a man of the people.
ps: turk is ghey. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Reddawn on June 09, 2009, 03:07:24 PM Snack I wont have you besmirching Turkley
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Snackcakes on June 09, 2009, 03:08:25 PM troyer is ghey?
Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: thrun on June 09, 2009, 03:40:40 PM While Red is very much part dragon, I think the word the judges are looking for is: Draconian. I'm sure JT will concur, any sentence with that word in it is way cooler. No more multi tasking for me, from now on I am only going to pay attention to the forums and not work. My posts have suffered too much. Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Reddawn on June 09, 2009, 03:52:45 PM forums -> work -> family -> god -> country
importance from left to right Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Troyer on June 09, 2009, 06:20:16 PM troyer is ghey? Hey! You just won yourself a -1, mister! Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Segnam on June 09, 2009, 06:24:04 PM Listen here you socialist hate monger, I am german and dutch of decent. Mainly german but some dutch. Which last I checked had little to do with the vikings. What makes me a viking is that I have held my bass in one hand while carying my girlfriend by a bondage belt in the other, as if she were luggage, with my mistress following shortly behind trying to figure out where she fit in to the equation. And beleive me we fit her in. I play in metal bands, imbibe all sorts of toxins and have picked up a man by his throat at a Clutch show for shoving in to my friend's wife and woman I was with at the time and not saying excuse me afterwords. Fuck you, I am a viking. AND I am drunker then shit right now and fully plan on getting up in 5 hours for work. For fucks sakes, I busted my head open on stage tonight because I was too drunk to headbang and fell over. It was confirmed by audiance members that I didn't miss a note during the entire process. FUCK YOU I AM A VIKING How can you get rid of priceless quotes like this Red? Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Kastil on June 10, 2009, 03:24:38 AM forums -> boobs -> Po Boys -> Dinosaurs importance from left to right Fixed Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Ellanorah on June 10, 2009, 11:02:59 AM I am going to delete this thread at 3pm Eastern. Get it out of your system now. Why? Because I can and I am the new Overlord now. WELCOME TO NEW AND IMPROVED WOLVERINES FORUM note to self. step 1. buy boat step 2. sail to US step 3. hunt down Red step 4. get red and Keelhaul him step 5. PROFIT! Title: Re: Are you a pirate or a ninja? Post by: Kastil on June 10, 2009, 12:49:27 PM For Ella and the pirates:
[yt=425,350]SPYK2xfHNwo[/yt] The black thing with knobs is called the back door ya know. |