Wolverines

 Hello Hello

1)  Pattee

2)  80 tauren druid

3)  Illuminate

4)  endgame raiding and instances, helping others and myself get gear :)

5)  do i really have to answer this with something other then mature adult that doesn't live in my parents basement?  :D 
 
6)  I think originally heard about it from Peaches and Wrath..through them i have met several others from here and of course the others from illuminate that now call this place home.  Davkas, blutrunsig, oinky, melwasul

7)  I want to be able to find groups in the guild of with friends of the guild.  I hate hearing crickets in guild chat when you ask if anyone wants to do something.  I want to be a part of successful raids, have fun and get myself and others some great gear.  I am pretty much up for anything instance or raid wise even if i don't need anything from there.  I'm also open to any suggestions or advice that will help me be a better player.

8)  Don't you need another female in the guild?  :D

+1 for playing the chick card

Jester +1 for calling her out. (and because I like hitting the +1 button)

Good peoples.
Always willing to help out.
And I +1 your +1 Glorpnar, cause I just wanted to say Glorpnar.

Watch out for Ramseyer....

No, its ok she's NOT living in her parents basement and thus too old for Rams!

Watch out for Turkley...

Watch out for threads about STD rates in teen age girls. 

as long as i can out dps her im down with letting another female in the guild.

HPV is serious stuff k?

+1 to dye for not being afraid to promote the advancement of feminism, as long as its not in direct competition for the advancement of the male species. hehe

I didn't know men and women were two different species.......

They're not??? Shit, I better stop exporting them as part of my "Black Market Species" trade.

There goes half my damn profits.

what you guys don't know about Kas is that back in the 1970's he was arrested for trafficking young girls in the Philippines, true story

arrested, but not convicted. so he was allegedly trafficking young girls in the Philipines

Sorry Stall,

that level of spiritual and intellectual insight can not be comprehended intill you have passed your 40'th year of life. :)

Wait, wasn't this an application thread originally? Where's the "thank you for your application, the officers will discuss it and should have an answer in about three days" thing?

Instead this has become a warning about allowing Ram near your daughters and human trafficking. That's just how we roll.

Another glorious day in the Wolverines! A day in the Wolverines is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a buff! Every drop a fortune! Every group a raid! I love the Wolverines!

Aldo stop waxing poetic or your gonna get snacks all sentimental and mushy and then he'll get even more touchy feely than he normally is.

Sniff, me too man.

o and in the further intrest of  thread hijacking don't roll anymore toon's or you wont have room to post anything :)


So in the end Pattee if you found your thread mysterious and funny, yet pointless and nonsensical. then continue on with the
induction process. if you found it disturbing and confusing, Run, Run now while you can. because once you are in there is no escape.  :)

what he said


and plz don't make snacks more touchy feely---he might rape Anubis agin, though its funny it doesn't help the raid when we go up aginst 4Horsemen while he's doin that

/cry and QQ's

another girl...

i dont know wether i need to up my game more, or slowly admit defeat...

you see, once there's more girls, i can't play that "help me cause i'm a girl" card........

Don't worry, Ella, you can still play the "Help me because I'm a girl with a sexy accent" card no matter how many lady gamers we get.

And those of us that don't believe in discriminating by gender will continue to help whoever they can, when they can.

for shame on all of you.   

You know it's reached a sad point when I have to be the voice of sanity. 

Pattee, thanks for applying to the Wolverines.  The officers will discuss your application and get back to you in a couple of days.

I would apologize for all of the comments but it's probably better that you learn now rather than later.


Yes, please don't make him more touchy-feely than normal - some of us have to live with the guy.

I hate you guys... stop molesting my pet, damn it!

Hey! I'll help anyone, except maybe tall asians........they scare me with their always trying to touch others in the back!

Asians aren't people, so they don't count.

Sorry Kith,
we were just goofing around.

Pattee, all bull aside this is the best guild, best group of people, and best experience i think the game has to offer.

yes there is some animal touching, but its limited. we poke fun at each outher, but with no harm meant. yes some times

we are more helpful then outhers. but all in all its the best damn group of people you could ask for.

if you get in you will see. its been a amazing experience for me. People say at times " relax its just a game" but you will realise

that being in the wolverines is so much more than that. you will find that we get in the game to play wolverines, WoW is just a

tool.

You're scared of the back touching? That's not scary at all!

What's REALLY scary is the TALLNESS. Now THAT'S unnatural!!!!!!!!

"akljsjlskakjsdiojf!"  Is not an accent but dirty language always gets my going!  :)

Who are you fooling Kas, you know you are a sucker for a hairy leg...or four.