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And the storm gods pointed at the Midwest and said, "Let there be no work today!"

GET IN GHEYM!111!!!!!

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My work closes in the event of 2 counties being under a level 3.
None of them are.

Frownie.  Face.

:P

And the HR gods pointed at the Caleb and said, "You are essential staff, get your fucking ass to work today!"

you just wanted to get out of the house

wait HR cares if you go to work?

Not all of us have cushy, systems specialist jobs Sam. 

Weiners... already this winter I had to plow my way to work using only the warmth of my high beams to melt the snow in front of my car.  If I would have called in to work I would not only have been fired but also been blackballed and the only place I'd be able to find employment is as a stall mopper at Sex World.

lol Sex world. Been In there, my Uncle acctally made the 7' blow up dildo they have hanging from the ceiling, or did last time i was in there. Nasty place Go to BJ's off Washinton and Broadway if its still there, and you would have to get a jack and coke at Stand Up franks next door. I know it more a Biker strip joint or at least was. But what strip club can you go to were there is just as many female in snifferrs row as guys

Heeheehee, I got kicked outta work today (and tomorrow) because our electricity supply was overloaded... the heatwave is killing us slowly down under, I'll see if we can send our 45 degrees C up to you guys to melt the snow

not all of us go to the movies in the middle of the work day Caleb :)

that's right prole there is work for you to do.

You work 70-80 hours a week and see if you don't take the occasional couple hours off to unwind.  I hate you so much and not only because you have beautiful skin and a keen fashion sense.

You should stop working 70 to 80 hours a week unless they are paying you a shit ton of money.  Even then Id' try to keep it under 60. 

I wouldn't qualify it as a "shit ton", but my bills are paid.  Besides, if I bust my ass now and get this place back on track, my life will be all lollipops and rasberry scented lotion.

Reminds me of when I used to work as "powder boy" in the Gay 90's Drag show. 
Sheiks is the new strip joint to be in Arct.  But none will ever pass up the 22nd Street Station where the girls dance on a "stage" consisting of 3 folding tables (one with a pole shoved through it).  It's the only place where the girls are only hired if they really and deeply hate everything to do with life.  Also cesarian scars.

Kas, you just discribed half the stip clubs in Pittsburgh. 

lol Im there next time im in town, That sounds awsome. Sheik used to be solid gold i think downtown right

Pittsburgh must be the place to partay!  And yep, Sheiks is downtown.  Can't remember what street though.  Sheiks, The Choice, Skyway Lounge, Deja Vu, Sinners, 22nd Street Station, The Seville Club and Rick's Cabaret are all sitting down there in Minneapolis somewhere.