Wolverines

read an article on fark + quick google search found this.

http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

awesome. we should all register.

and by "awesome we should all register" i mean wtf?!@#!@!eleven

Howard Stern ripped off my hero...FARTMAN

I say we start a super villan group  and take out the black monday society once and for all. 

that is a fucking brilliant idea. you can be the "Bearded Menace" and your super power will be suffocating people in your beard or just melting their faces with your bass.

I'll be the "Token Asian Ninja "- no explanation needed.

can I be the token white ninja? Who isn't as skilled or mystical as the asian one, but provides hours of comic relief?

done. you can be chris tucker to my jackie chan

Snacks, you been reading Rolling Stone again?  There is an article in the last issue about Master Legend, but it also mentions The Eye, The Green Scorpion, Superhero, Citizen Prime, and Professor Widget.  Hilarious article.  Too bad it's printed in Rolling Stone which, if memory serves me correctly,

+1 for JT's long memory

That's not the only long thing on him. 

HEYOOO!

Name: The Terrible RageCock!

It kinda explains itself and come on, you know bad shizzle is going down when you run into The RageCock.

Or Dr. Phlebotomy makes a better headline I suppose.

The lines are drawn, the orders are in, the Dance Commander's ready to sin...

If chow gets to refrence Elctric Six I am changing my name...

for it is the age of Pamparius!

Thrun do you not know that I have been the Dance Commander for a couple years?

Edit:  Earliest post I found referencing Dance Commander:  http://www.thewolverines.net/forums/index.php?topic=397.4

I think I put it in TS a week or so before that for JT after watching half of the movie Stick It one day as I was waiting to leave work.

Fixed

Fixed better

Indeed!!!

That's fine, so long as you don't post a picture of yourself like the dude on that site who's dressed like a ninja - that would be the guy holding a kitten like he is gonna fling it at you.  What kind of a combat method is that?  I mean, if he was fighting Sultress that might distract her for a minute cause she'd have to run the kitten over with her truck, but that's clearly not a path to victory.

I recall reading somewhere that throwing a cat (one that still has it's claws) at an intruder's face is a perfectly reasonable thing to do in self defence.

Fixed betterer.