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Title: hell is freezing over..... Post by: Reddawn on November 25, 2008, 06:28:33 PM I was forced to shit at work from the substandard food they have here. I hope the Somalian took more than 1 second to clean it this morning.
Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: Dyeboy on November 25, 2008, 06:30:55 PM did you do ass cheeks to toilet paper or did you hover over it?
Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: Kith on November 25, 2008, 06:31:14 PM Wait, you're not blaming this on Troyer? WTF?!
Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: gr0n on November 25, 2008, 06:31:56 PM Watch, you'll probably catch something now and next time you'll do like the astronauts do. You could have done the hover method...or you could make your own toilet seat cover. That would be classy.
Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: Redbear8 on November 25, 2008, 06:35:18 PM we used to dive bomb after swim practice. For the longest time I though handicap rails were in there so you could stand on them and dive bomb for higher altitudes.
Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: Reddawn on November 25, 2008, 06:40:37 PM they didn't have ass gaskets handy so I had to make my own and then pulling them off my ass afterward was fucking fun.
Next time I am going to shit on the wall and be done with it. Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: Dyeboy on November 25, 2008, 06:48:57 PM they didn't have ass gaskets handy so I had to make my own and then pulling them off my ass afterward was fucking fun. Next time I am going to shit on the wall and be done with it. thats a good way to get ahead in a company i hear Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: Troyer on November 25, 2008, 07:34:21 PM Wait, you're not blaming this on Troyer? WTF?! Nope. It didn't involve testicular damage. Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: Jim Tressel on November 25, 2008, 09:02:20 PM You could've come over to Page Hall. We have zero gravity in our restrooms and machines that suck the turds out of your ass for you. John Glenn insisted on it.
Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: Kastil on November 26, 2008, 01:46:19 AM Gotta stop being a weiner and just sit. Tuck in a little TP in the front so your wingwah doesn't touch under the lip and just go for it.
Maybe I just don't worry because I have the Genitals of Almighty Zeus. I don't get diseases no matter how many times I wake up drunk at the bottom of a Hobo Flesh Mountain. Title: Re: hell is freezing over..... Post by: skeanthu on November 26, 2008, 06:30:36 PM Sorry to hear that buddy.
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