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Title: I. Hate. People. Post by: Jim Tressel on October 20, 2008, 07:57:57 PM [extreme sarcasm]"Well, I guess the days of me using the same password for 30 years have come to an end."[/extreme sarcasm]
This was a comment from one of the faculty here at the John Glenn School to me today. He then went on to comment about having to "piss away his entire afternoon" trying to follow my "long, very, very long directions" for changing passwords. He must've been referring to the "long, very, very long directions" where I said, "you will automatically be prompted to change your password". This morning I enforced password strength rules and forced password changes on our domain. I guess that makes me a gigantic asshole since at least 2 dozen of the idiots here didn't have ANY password on their accounts at all and had a shitfit because I was inconveniencing them. I'm going to stab the next fucker who gives me sass in the goddamn throat. And frankly, what was he using in 1978 that required a password? Did he have a password on his fondue set? So not only is he old, but he's a lying piece of shit to boot. To his credit, he did offer me some saltwater taffy, but I've seen Survivorman and I know that saltwater only exacerbates the effects of dehydration. Motherfucker is trying to dehydrate me to death. I'm going to set him on fire. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Reddawn on October 20, 2008, 08:12:26 PM way to go in there and stir things up Hitler
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Gristle on October 20, 2008, 08:26:46 PM Number 1 feature request by Mail Admins evar for Imail products.. I found this hilariously funny and I can relate.
We gave you assholes the ability to set password strength, but denied you the ability to force password changes. It's a happy medium. Hahahah! Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: thrun on October 20, 2008, 08:29:07 PM That's because JT is a mavrick, MAVRICK MAVRICK MAVRICK!
Mavrick Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Gristle on October 20, 2008, 08:39:23 PM Does that mean Varg is his "Iceman"?
Gaydar = ++++++++ Edit: Thrun, I was mesmerized by your forum avatar for the last 5 minutes...amazing. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Stugots on October 20, 2008, 09:07:33 PM I picture JT more like this Maverick.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/lawnmower70/Maverick1.jpg) Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: thrun on October 20, 2008, 09:57:57 PM Why do you spell things correctly, are you some sort of ivory tower intellectual?
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Stugots on October 21, 2008, 01:55:13 AM Yes.
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Jim Tressel on October 21, 2008, 04:15:54 AM I think I may have been pulled back from the brink. I was ready to kill someone earlier, then I saw a video of a chimpanzee in denim overalls riding segways into trees while being chased by an identically dressed asian man. Thank god for the internet, and by extrapolation, Al Gore and the fine people at DARPA.
[yt=425,350]5pFv8CAniYQ[/yt] Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Kastil on October 21, 2008, 04:25:41 AM JT, your love of animals on people devices knows now bounds. First squirrels on water skis, now chimps on segways. What's next buffalos on lawnmowers? Cats on trampolines? Long Eared Jerboas doing uneven bars?
p.s. Long Eared Jerboas are kinda cute. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Grimsweeper on October 21, 2008, 04:45:47 AM YES YES OH YES! this is as awesome as the bar in japan that has monkeys in suits serving drinks.
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Nightstalker on October 22, 2008, 01:48:23 PM I. Hate. People. Don't worry, I can guarantee you we'll do something within this century to thin our numbers. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Varg on October 22, 2008, 02:04:12 PM I think I may have been pulled back from the brink. I was ready to kill someone earlier, then I saw a video of a chimpanzee in denim overalls riding segways into trees while being chased by an identically dressed asian man. Thank god for the internet, and by extrapolation, Al Gore and the fine people at DARPA. [yt=425,350]5pFv8CAniYQ[/yt] LMFAO Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Kith on October 22, 2008, 02:40:40 PM That video will be the inspiration for Nintendo's next game franchise.
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Varg on October 22, 2008, 03:21:32 PM JT, buy Ipswitch Imail so i can keep my job and get more bigger bonus, k? thanks.
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: thrun on October 22, 2008, 03:38:58 PM JT, buy Ipswitch Imail so i can keep my job and get more bigger bonus, k? thanks. I'll put in a good word for your product if you check out some of our virtual server packages, or would be in to learning more about our hosted exchange service. http://www.ihostsolutions.net/ Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Varg on October 22, 2008, 03:47:29 PM Wow Thrun, you are the enemy. Hosted email service is owning the market right now. We ARE goign to lose to this, its just a matter of when.
EDIT: What do you use for this? Standard Standard Email provides basic features that users come to expect including POP3, IMAP, and Web Mail access. Due to this feature set, this solution is compatible with any standard email application including those provided by Microsoft (Outlook/Outlook Express), Qualcomm (Eudora), Mozilla (Thunderbird), and many others. The web mail feature allows any time access to email from any web browser. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: thrun on October 22, 2008, 04:14:38 PM It's on a linux server that I don't touch. The guy that built it left but consults for our company still. We're pretty much a MS shop.
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Varg on October 22, 2008, 04:26:15 PM USE IMAIL FOR THAT SHIT! Ours is windows based, webmail runs in IIS etc. Replace it!
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Jim Tressel on October 22, 2008, 04:31:59 PM Gusy, keep fighting for my affection.
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: thrun on October 22, 2008, 04:34:08 PM USE IMAIL FOR THAT SHIT! Ours is windows based, webmail runs in IIS etc. Replace it! We don't have enough cients still using it to make it worth the investment I don't think. We're still using it for our inter office email as well, but sooner or later that's all going over to our exchange servers. We're just to busy with other shit right now to get around to it. as evidenced by me posting on the forums right now. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: thrun on October 22, 2008, 04:34:35 PM Gusy, keep fighting for my affection. Our sales chick is a total cougar... oh wait wrong guy. Dammit. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Varg on October 22, 2008, 05:03:03 PM Arysa/Gristle is currently being hunted by our sales cougar lol. She is VERY RAWR. I am sure she will come to work in some sort of slutty cat costume next friday, I will get a picture of them making out in the supply closet and post it.
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Sultress on October 22, 2008, 05:10:40 PM Maybe I don't want to meet all you guys! If you call me a cougar I may just have to bite someone's head off :P
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Gristle on October 22, 2008, 05:11:33 PM LMAO True story. She cornered me at my desk, I felt like a Gazelle in the Savannah being run down by a lion.
I was looking for a tree to crawl up, and Danny didn't even throw any interference for me. What a bastard. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Varg on October 22, 2008, 05:13:07 PM LMAO True story. She cornered me at my desk, I felt like a Gazelle in the Savannah being run down by a lion. Yes, it was funny. He squirmed like a virgin on prom night.I was looking for a tree to crawl up, and Danny didn't even throw any interference for me. What a bastard. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: ch0wdah on October 23, 2008, 01:02:55 AM IS CAT DURID FOR EAT SUM1'S HED AND STUFF?
Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Jim Tressel on December 09, 2008, 02:56:07 AM I don't know how this thread got so wildly out of control. Let's get it back on track with a Japanese commercial of a camera shitting out photos.
Ahhhhhh, Japan. [yt=425,350]sARczR72ZDY[/yt] Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: BCBrent on December 09, 2008, 04:19:24 AM IS CAT DURID FOR EAT SUM1'S HED AND STUFF? Hold on let me check. ... After seconds of research, I've concluded that the answer is OMG YES LOL. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Snackcakes on December 09, 2008, 02:46:33 PM i see your photo pooping camera, and raise you chinese cops on segways
(http://i38.tinypic.com/fcnog0.jpg) Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: Kith on December 09, 2008, 02:58:16 PM i see your photo pooping camera, and raise you chinese cops on segways (http://i38.tinypic.com/fcnog0.jpg) Never have so many men with guns seemed so entirely laughable. Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: 100watt on December 09, 2008, 03:15:22 PM i see your photo pooping camera, and raise you chinese cops on segways (http://www.techdigest.tv/arrested-development-segway.jpg) /Approves Title: Re: I. Hate. People. Post by: thrun on December 09, 2008, 03:34:40 PM [yt=425,350]RdCs2K_ZEpU[/yt]
andrew ridgley + the other guy from wham hawking things in Japan. |