Wolverines

So it looks as though Chow and myself will be spending a night in C-bus on our way to a canoe trip in PA. This will likely be taking place the night of Thursday, September 4th.

Now how many of you slackers are going to meet up for some fun and who's providing the sleeping couches?

I hear tell it's about a ~7 hour trip from Huntsvegas to there and we'll be leaving shortly after noon, so we'll arrive around 7 or 8 that evening.



<3 Rando

That's me and kith/snackcake/rothlan/mathall's normal dork night.  I recon we can postpone festivities for you folks.   I volunteer Kith and snacks's house for you guys to sleep at. 

rando needs to break the Long Island record

No one needs to break the long island record. 

OMG I am in.

Yes, shit will be rescheduled.

Like Turkley, I am in -- just not with the cougars.

...just sayin'

hate hate hate

thats all you do kith.

Damn, well might as well put in for a vaction day on the 5th.

What is the current long island record? Just asking, no promises of breaking anything.

8, If I remember.  No one needs to break that record. 

thrun quit messing with hilarity in the making

quit being so picky a hole is a hole....old broads and fat girls will let you get extra kinky....

....just sayin

FTFY

whereabout in PA? 

About an hour and a half north of Pittsburgh is all I know. Meeting up with Quar and his brother and a few of their hombres. I'm meeting them in Pittsburgh then riding with them to the place.

I know moraine state park is up there, that's like beaver county and shit.  Crazy women come from beaver county.  I can attest. 

Sure Rando go for that record... That will make the weekend all the more interesting for you.

I am sooooo in on this.  Then again, all anyone ever has to do is say they're coming to Columbus and I'll drop whatever I'm doing to go out and make an ass of myself publicly.

I will be going for no records. I"ve gotten blackout drunk plenty of times in years past, I'm getting a bit old to do it now. It hurts a lot worse these days.

This will be epic.  I'm totally in.  (Good call about vacation Snacks...)

Pray you are not in a canoe with me Rand.

You should be doing the praying old man. Even hung over and asleep I'll out canoe you any day of the week ;)

I've never been to the c-bus, so I've got no clue what festivities there will be to do.

Char Bar.  Prepare yourself.

To out canoe anyone there Rand, you will need to be in the canoe.

Just know, if I end up in the water, so will anyone with a canoe in arms reach...Jus sayin'

Are you saying Rando and I aren't dorky enough for normal dork night?  I bet we could learn how to LARP by next Thursday.

This matters not to me. I have already faced facts that someone is going to tip me. So I might as well be the one to start it.
Just Saying...

I believe Nightstalker has Instructional Videos for LARPing

Single... Double... Double?

I'll Larp, so long as I can be PIKACHU!

I think they were actually talking about Cosplay Thursday.  Snacks is such a sexy Iori and you have never seen a better Rikku than Thrun.

I thik Alex had already cancelled Dork Night for the 4th anyway.  This night of Debauchery was meant to be.

Was it 7 or 8?  Either way, each time I've had 6 always ends up in puke, so yeah, don't do it its a trap!

A trap or a TARP!? Either way, I won't let you rebel rousers talk me into anything I don't want to do.

It's cute the way he thinks he has a choice. Damn kids.

HI NICK!!!

Well, I may be persuaded by Snacks, I've always had a soft spot for kids with Downs.... Anything for you Little Buddy!

LOL, I'll give you a +1 for that and a swift ball sack punch.

God i wish i could be there.

You can Unno, you can - you just need to believe that you can!

The record is  7, or more appropriately, 6 and a half.  That last half (and the glass) went sailing off the end of the deck and onto the hood of the nearby Lexus.

In all seriousness, If some one is willing to buy me 8 of them and drive me home I will drink them all.  That record is for pussies. 

yeah, I had 4 really strong long islands in Key West last week, and barely felt tipsy. Irish liver FTW. 

You certainly are setting yourself up for a rough weekend Rand.

Just Saying...

I'm weakening myself up for you, so you have a fighting chance!

LOL DAMN IT I WANT TO BE THERE!!

Then make a road trip slacker!

Hey gron, maybe those ladies will be there again from last time!

how dare ya'll let this event fall off of the front page!

So what's the plan? I imagine hound dogs and then char bar?

I am picking up some rusty railroad spikes and opium tonight.....I'll be going over to demented's for the undersized condoms...then we are all set

I'm game for whatever. We'll likely be rolling into town between 7 and 8, depending on traffic and the like. We are still looking for lodging of some sort as well, so any suggestions/ideas?

lodging?  bah.  there are enough places here to crash that you guys needn't worry about spending money on formal lodging.

excellent. That solves that problem then. Can I sleep in your bed JT?

I demand that you do!

Only if you're in it!

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Varg jealous?

Varg all you have to do is ask buddy, i'm sure you can join in. Though I can't promise that I'd give you the same amount of attention as JT gets.

Ok, so one of you two dingalings gimme a call tomorrow and let me know when you'll be in town.  Chow should have my number, but I'll give him a call when I get off work just in case.  Are you gusy going canoeing or cabrewing?  Cause if it's the latter, I'm totally hiding in the back of your car and going with you. 

Cabrewing is the official term, so there will be canoes and beer. It's going to be six flavors of fun. Also, I think  you talked to Chow yesterday. I suppose we should set some sort of formal meeting time/place for all those that wanted to bask in my glory.

is night coming?

Kithari, Volnar, Troyer, JimTauren, Thrun - all you kids going out?

I'll be in too.  Just need to know when and where.  Unless you guys don't want me to go.  I can just cry in the corner again.

I am sort of broke, and it depends on how late of a start you are looking at. 

We'll be out all night.  They said they'll be in town around 7 or 8.  I'll be getting in touch with everyone here shortly over text.

You just make sure you have all of that political aggression out of you by the time they arrive JT. The last thing I need is for those two to show up out here spewing political BS all weekend.

Is the political BS any different than the normal BS JT spews?!

Thanks for not including me in the C-Bus crew, but I'm not sure if I can go anyways.  I've got some wife aggro that I'm trying to use vanish on but as normal vanish is fucking broke again!

lmao..

oops.

Night...  WTF!

Have fun tonight guys!

Alright, got off the phone a bit ago with Chow.  Him and Rando will be in town around 9ish.  Chow is going to call when they're getting out of Cincy.  At that point I'll call everyone and we'll plan on hitting Hound Dogs about and hour after that.  From there, we go to Char Bar and get piss drunk.  Turk, you're not working tomorrow.  Don't even try that sneaking off to bed shit again.  Whore.

Well, timing is everything, and as usual...my timing sucks.  I quit/got fired tonight.  :(

Oh shit man sorry to hear that :-/

Stü, did you quit/get fired because you were on the way to the store for more..........FIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH? 

I'm asking on Chow's behalf because he's too busy watching softcore porn on skinemaxxx.

Sorry to hear Stu  :-\

How did it go in C-Bus Last night?

Terrible, there were large pale men everywhere I turned.  It's almost as if a bunch of gamers got together. 

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Sorry to hear that stu

LOL Thrun. Soooooo did Rando go for the Long Island record?

Here's a preview of the after charr bar events. The guys came back to my place with Kith and I. All I can say is that corn holders aren't for corn anymore... I'll post the video later and it will all make sense

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Are those eyes in mid-shutter click or like that during the proper eating etiquette class?

That picture gives me a funny fealing in my bathing suit area. 

video is processing on the you-tooobs, i'll post when its done

Oh, believe me, there's nothing to be sorry about me losing that job.  It's a blessing!

NO MORE OLD GREGG!

I think Rando could be a serious Long Island contender if he hadn't had quite so many shots of whiskey tossed in his direction. 

If you pay attention to America's Most Wanted in the next couple of weeks, you might see a video from a Giant Eagle (grocery store) security cam featuring someone who looks like JT, swizzling on some shopping carts just outside the store, after learning that you can't buy alcohol after 1AM.  But I think we all know that JT would never do that.

Never.

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can i get a gif of JT doing the focus thing for my avatar?

ya, right around 8.14 is good for the gif. 

make sure you get the hand though. 

LMFAO you realize that this video is evidence of pizza murder.  <3

I am pleased that you all as fat and drunk as I.

We need to start doing drunken video podcasts

This was fantastic....

OK first off  +1 to everyone for making me laugh so hard I was almost crying.

Chow another +1 to you for wearing a Steelers shirt in the video.

JT, Rando and Gron another +1 to you guys for braving Troyers cherries which if I remember correctly are pushing over a year old?!

Snacks you get a +1 for handling the camera and a -1 for not letting JT have control of the camera so we could see what kind of trouble he would have gotten into with said camera in hand. I'm just sayin

I'm also wondering was this the start or end of the evening?

this was about the end around 4 maybe 5am after char bar. shortly after the video gr0n drops his iphone into a bucket of water and rando throws a pillow sending glasses crashing to the floor. that's about the time i tucked them in and turned on some soft core porn on cinemax to entertain them til they passed out

wow.  simply amazing.

FIYAH.

You know, those cherries are just a conveyance for 151...at this point, I think they're just solidified 151.  I doubt if there's any cherry left at all.
As such, I don't think there's anything you could possibly do to those that would harm them, including aging them.  It's 151 for Christ's sake.


Drunken video podcasts?  I think I could support that...even if it is a podcast.  >:(

Drunken Podcast hosted by Kastil and JT with random wolverine guests.

give me a place to sleep so I dont have to drive and I will get lit up hardcore

Those the cherries from like april?

Yah, those hurt.

Hehe yes, the exact same cherries

You know Snacks, that avatar of yours still gets me.  Looks just like my ex down south.  Don't know why I ever left her... oh yeah, she was meaner than John Damn Malkovich.

And a jar full of 151 cherries and some trashcan punch would make a great pod cast.  Though it seems hard to deadpan on cherries.

I remember little bits and pieces from this part of the night.  Much of what I just watched is new to me.

Within an hour of eating those goddamned cherries I was wretching uncontrollably in Kith and Snacks' bathroom.  Even as drunk as I was it was terrible.

Other than that, it was good times.  I housed a full long island and did a shot of whiskey in about 30 mins right before we left after drinking beers all night.

My iPhone is currently being disassembled to dry out...here's hoping it isn't completely fried.  Although I don't have a whole lot of hope, the thing was spazzing out hardcore when it was in the water and I had trouble turning it off once I pulled it out.  Then it felt like nuclear fission was going on inside of it.  Not good!

if you didnt puke out the cherry you will shit it out in 3 days. Fact

btw, I don't really think Unno is a gook.  and I'm still waiting on Night's snappy response.  FIYAH!!!

Hehe Jt i loved the video i only wish I could have been in it :-)

After watching the replay, I put away any and all cameras for the duration of the canoe trip.  (Also the thought of electronics vs water)

Also, Rand informs me FIYAH!!

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hooray for mr brown.

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BEHOLD!!

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OH SHIT!!!!

Oh.  Teh.  Noes.

Sweet baby jeebus, i'm a dance commander...

OK, who's who in those shots???

Rando
Rando
Chow
JT
JT

FIYAH!

Troyer, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

I'll hop on that bandwagon.

+1 for classy avatars, for the both of you.

Hurray for Char Bar and it's ability to contribute to society in such a beneficial way.

You know, I'm part sad part happy I didn't do anything ridiculous enough to be avatar'd.  Probably because I was in a drunken coma most of the night and then sulking over my pwn iPhone.  Speaking of, got my new one today...AmEx covered my original purchase price, which saved me $200...better than nothing!

Anyone want a iPhone shaped paper weight?

I'm looking at iphones as we speak. I have the wife convinced to let me get one, or did rather, until we started looking at the plans. She didn't really want to pay much more than we're paying now a month for both of our phones, which I will be. I'm a little pissed though, they stopped giving out the free buckets of water with every purchase.

I think I can talk her into it if they let me do the Iphone family play with 1 data plan instead of the two it comes with. That would put it at around $100 a month which is only $15 more than we pay now.