Wolverines

9/13 vs USC

So do the college football community a favor and stuff that overrated team for us.

Thanks.

Will be our pleasure.

Done and done.

<puts on flame proof gear>

If they lose that game this whole town will be insufferable pricks all season

then you'll fit right in red.


zing!

I'm really not any angrier than anyone else. Most of the time I am as chipper as Mother Theresa. I just voice displeasure whereas most people take the abuse.

GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!........Just beat Michigan and Fraud Rod for gawd sakes,thats all I ask.......

GO GOLDEN GOPHERS!!!!

So who has seen the Carson Palmer comments about the Buckeyes?!

yeah that guy is a bag of douche

also.....Arkanine...your gear is sooo last season

lol......not for long

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2008/07/20/carson-palmer-hates-ohio-state/

Stanford.

Just heard his comments on ESPN....lol...now you know how I feel about Michigan

By the way don't hate on us when the Mountaineers whip up on your basketball team this year..hehe

no one cares about basketball

Nice comments... i especially enjoy his retraction (http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/sports/stories/2008/07/22/osu_fb22.ART_ART_07-22-08_C2_02AQHNP.html?type=rss&cat=&sid=101) as well...


..havent seen a moonwalk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson%27s_Moonwalker) like that since '90

when Bob Huggins is your coach,you tend to watch a lot of basketball...

until he gets another DUI and gets fired

Hey Moron, I've got a concept for ya -- it's called "Don't bite the hand that feeds you". 

Oh well, that wiped out any wanning interest I had in the Bengals or pro-football in general. 

aren't you guys already?

GO BLUE!

I'm not from Ohio so I haven't drank the Kool-Aid

How many batteries does it take to beat the University of Michigan?

I'll take "1-AA" for a $1000, Alex.

Stallionite, -100 cool points!

hmmm

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+1 for Stall

garenth... gar.... buddy .... all this time, I didn't know. I let you into my house. You are so off the christmas card list.

Want to make matters even more interesting there Snacks..........I'm an OSU alum :)  ;D

Unlike most Buckeye fans though I root for the Big 10 and will pull for the Buckeyes in every game except 1.

I actually did pull for them when they won the national championship in the OSU/ Michigan game that year because I knew Michigan was out of it and wanted to see the Big 10 get in there and show what we could do. I hated doing it but was glad to see the Big 10 show their strength that year.

hehe meh .... i can respect that i guess. a good friend of ours is the same way. scarlet and grey all year, but not the last game of the season.

good luck with the new coach ... and thanks for the offensive lineman, Justin Boren ... I hear he used to start up there. 

JUSTIN BOREN = P.U.S.S.Y.

The reason he left was because he couldn't take the new strength and conditioning coach's off season work outs.  Tressel found out he had ties with OSU and opened up the wallet.

Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?

I had a long reply typed for this but I'll just make 3 small points.

1.  U of M starts pussies - explains why you lose

2. OSU buys their players - that's obvious, look how many times we've gotten busted for it. I'm sure U of M doesn't throw money at anything.

3. I have no idea what you are talking about. Show me where it says the shoe no longer serves ice.  And even if they don't, does that mean if we sold ice at the stadium U o M could beat the buckeyes? I question your team and you question our beverage policy.

1.)  #1 All Time Victories and Win% (Division 1, lowest in % 1-AA)

2.)  Something about Maurice Clarett and stereo equipment comes to mind....

3.)  Because the 1 senior that graduated had the recipe.

and how did you do the past couple of years? I respect their winning record, but even you have to admit that have done dick in the past few years. Especially against OSU. and when was the last time a new coach at U of M had a winning record.

U of M players:  Its fun when you think your shit doesn't stink. OSU has its bad eggs, so does every school who has a team.
Kevin Grady, 6/9/08 DUI
Carson Butler, and Christian Richards III - assault 2007

hmm money... player? http://espn.go.com/nba/news/2003/0714/1580517.html

and good joke. My punch line was better though. Applachian state.

Let's not get too high on our horse here.  That's Stu's job.  Every team has horrible fans.  You know why?  Because fans are made up of people, and people are fucking intolerable.  For the record, Clarett has been disowned by the OSU community despite his amazing season and a halfish.  Here's some proof that Clarett's antics were hardly the worst thing to happen within the realm of college football:

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=990CE7D6153EF93AA35756C0A963958260
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/07/10/state/n171034D69.DTL&hw=fresno+rape&sn=001&sc=1000
http://criminalathletes.blogspot.com/2007/03/michigan-starter-accused-of-st-patricks.html
http://media.www.dailycollegian.com/media/storage/paper874/news/2005/02/10/Sports/Michigan.Athlete.Charged.With.Indecent.Exposure-1558208.shtml
http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2008/04/former_um_athlete_wants_probat.html
http://www.fanblogs.com/ohio/006627.php
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/big12/2008-03-08-nebraska-christensen-arrest_N.htm
http://www.sportsline.com/collegefootball/story/10886054
http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2008/mar/16/second-arrest-for-buffs/
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/03/rutgers_football_player_arrest.html
http://www.fanblogs.com/ohio/006627.php
http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2008/04/former_um_athlete_wants_probat.html
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2851235


I could keep going if you want, but I doubt anyone will actually read through half of those.  Oddly, I could only find a couple incidents involving Penn State players.  I guess they're just as tame off the field as they are on!  BA-DUM-CHA!  HAVE AT YOU HAWKES!

In closing:

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Yeah, this season should be interesting for LSU seeing as how Ryan P. was removed from the team as quarterback, and suspended from LSU on account of misconduct. On top of that we lost all of our clutch seniors, so hopefully at least we stay above .500. Alabama may very well be the powerhouse in our conference.

Past couple of years?  11-2, 9-4.....my math.... 20-6 err 76% win percentage (74% All-Time) .  33 Consecutive Bowl Games (which is longest streak)....I'll take that.

You forgot about our Peeping Tom (Larry Harrison)
http://media.www.dailycollegian.com/media/storage/paper874/news/2005/02/10/Sports/Michigan.Athlete.Charged.With.Indecent.Exposure-1558208.shtml

Never said our shit don't stink, all I'm saying is no one ever beats us, we find ways to lose.

See 4th link in my post above.


That's the silliest statement ever.  You're claiming that no one has ever bested Michigan on the football field, only that they've shot themselves in the foot.  That's ridiculous and I'm calling shenanigans.

Lastly, and this is a personal anecdote:  The thing that makes fans so horrible is the tendency to take something as trivial as a college (or professional, as exemplified by Steelers and Raiders fans) sports team and become so emotionally attached to it that the mental line between them (the team) and us (the fans) becomes blurred and, all too often, totally erased.  I constantly hear shit like "We are soooo gonna kick the shit out of [whoever] this year" or "We really stomped a mudhole in their ass!!!".  Really?  Are you personally going to suit up, take the field, and play a key role in beating [whoever]?  Did you, yourself, go out there and use your foot as a tamping bar to smash someone in the anus until it resembled a hole full of mud?  Now I understand that in many cases this is a harmless misuse of pronouns that the speaker is using to simplify conversation.  The danger, however, is with people who forget to, or refuse to make the distinction between themselves and the team.  They are the team.  We are the fans.  We want them (the team) to do well but let's not forget that this is, after all, a game.  Like Yahtzee.

For the record, this is coming from an OSU alum, current staff member, and guy who goes by the tag Jim Tressel.  Let's keep it real folks.

yeah you guys need to quit acting like dillholes

Obviously you coudn't couldn't sense the sarcasim.  I was trying to illustrate the stereotypical U of M arrogance, my bad for giving the thread more credit than I should have.

JT -1.

Sincerely,
#1 Dillhole

I should've also stated that my editorial remarks are not aimed at anyone in particular.  Fear not Stallionite, I harbor no ill-will.

Gators beat all.

None taken.

Zonk this is obviously BIG TEN (err 11) Country, don't bring that SEC crap here.

GOLDEN GOPHERS 4 LIFE

/agreed!!!!

You people are gonna drive me to drink.

Excuse me??!!!!

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It was more directed because of Florida and that weasel Urban Myer, can't stand him.  I got no beef with LSU and their (I STRESS WITH GLEE) U of M Alum Coach.

Come on night, you should know the law of the land by now.

hmm yeah LSU vs Ohio St. was regarded as some to be another Michigan vs Ohio St. game in those regards.

Yeah Florida..

Funniest thing when they came to Death Valley last season, and Tebow trying to showout the LSU crowd. Needless to say that didnt work out for Tebow, as everyone starting chanting "fuck Tebow", and climaxing with his phone number going up on the Jumbo-tron.

Also Florida lost.


It was truly a masterpiece.

Don't drink and drive Kith, always designate someone to drive. 

Everyone loses sometimes, you can always bring up examples of any teams loss :-p
Look at all the competition in the SEC compared to the conferences.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/stewart_mandel/01/16/power.rankings/index.html

./runs and hides

well thats really kind of out of date now. RP is no longer QB for LSU, so we are potentially fucked on that. I would imagine that plenty of other teams have transformed since then as well.

Just beat Michigan and make Dick Rod look like the ass he is............

woa woa woa woa woa. 

There's some one named Dick Rod? 

Surprisingly that is not on the "Banned" List
http://www.thewolverines.net/forums/index.php?topic=3119.0;topicseen

There is a professor who works out on west campus of OSU, his name is

Richard Peter Dick

http://www.mlive.com/sports/grpress/index.ssf?/base/sports-6/121886732221470.xml&coll=6

The officer also wrote that Grady was off-balance and unable to recite the alphabet, with Thompson quoting Grady as saying "O, R, S, J, L, P." Thompson said he asked for a number between 12 and 14, and Grady answered "15." And when asked whether Mickey Mouse is a dog or a cat, he answered "dog."


I guess drinking is a problem there, but so is this...

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lolz

I was born in State College to two Penn State alumni and raised a Penn State fan.  (Partly in Alabama, never got any grief for THAT)  My parents were always been proud of Paterno for doing it right.  For making sure our shit didn't stink.

Except, it does.  Turns out football players are not always model citizens.

Also, the SEC is the best football conference.  Evar.  But this may be due to insane SEC program boosters.  These people live JT's complaint about the pronoun game.  I think Alabama may have finally found a man with enough personality for the Bear's old job.

Yeah the SEC did good this week with the exception of Tenn. who fucked it up.

It's not just about team pride for our conference anymore, its grown to be conference pride. All of the SEC team games I watched everyone erupted into S-E-C chants at least once.

I think as a conference we're sick of the OSU and USC overhype bullshit (but specifically USC), no offense guys. USC who leaped 2 teams who won this week to number 1. Might as well fucking start USC at #1 every year and go from there, as the biased system is now.

Don't get me wrong, I actually like the BCS system over a playoff system as I feel it gives many people a chance to win something at the end, but the bias for USC every year gets kind of old.

As far as 9/13 goes, i'll be hoping for C. Wells recovery and to run all over USC for the win though.

HERE HERE ! +1 I am not going to bust on OSU, but the USC thing is BS and out of hand. The whole conference thing needs an overhaul.

We all know who the REAL USC is
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Spurrier FTW! Hell,  Hawkes how do i change my name to Steve Spurrier?

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GET THAT NATIONAL Championship crap in here!. Go Gators, go SEC!

Big 8 south conference 1-3 in bowl games.  Lost to Mississippi and Oregon?  OVERRATED.