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Title: For all you new parents Post by: Snackcakes on July 17, 2008, 01:14:48 PM http://www.cracked.com/article_16475_20-baby-products-great-traumatizing-infants.html
Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Ziprar on July 18, 2008, 12:39:29 AM I'm so getting the baby keeper.
Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Hawkes on July 18, 2008, 01:37:18 AM I'm so getting the baby keeper. That's what I was thinking..... although I have a feeling I would leave the baby in the closet way too much. Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: HaywireAcorn on July 18, 2008, 09:19:52 AM I am gonna get some stuff from here for when I become a father.
http://babycage.net/babycage.php (http://babycage.net/babycage.php) Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Horgone on July 18, 2008, 11:19:56 PM OK, here comes the old man lecture. Back when my four kids were little we didn't have fancy baby slings. We would just bolt the car set to the washing machine top and let the vibration put the baby to sleep. :P
My My the wonders of modern tech. Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Kastil on July 18, 2008, 11:51:47 PM Man, your kids were LUCKY! In order to get us to sleep our parents used to just apply slight pressure to our jugulars until we passed out. Lost the first 2 siblings in the test run.
Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Ellanorah on July 19, 2008, 09:07:48 AM Oh. My. Gosh.
O.o hi.la.ri.ous. Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Garenth on July 21, 2008, 01:06:37 PM OK, here comes the old man lecture. Back when my four kids were little we didn't have fancy baby slings. We would just bolt the car set to the washing machine top and let the vibration put the baby to sleep. :P My My the wonders of modern tech. They had electricity when your kids were young?! Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Redbear8 on July 21, 2008, 02:13:09 PM No no, by washing machine he meant the Mrs. Those bolts must have hurt her...
Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Horgone on July 21, 2008, 05:11:46 PM Actually it was hooked up to our velocipede. ;D
Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Horgone on July 21, 2008, 06:43:33 PM For all you young kids, here is where you can find what they looked like:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocipede LOL Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Kastil on July 22, 2008, 03:35:07 AM For all you young kids, here is where you can find what they looked like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocipede LOL Velocipede? Like one of these things? (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/Yarl/HouseCentipede.jpg) holy horseshit those things are fast. Title: Re: For all you new parents Post by: Snackcakes on July 22, 2008, 12:15:48 PM creepy, just creepy. kas you know i have a phobia of things with too many legs. geez, what are you thinking?!
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