Wolverines

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That's my brother Zack's leg.  Some of you might know him as Scurve in the COD4 channel.  Apparently he hasn't learned how to ride a bike yet and got his right calf caught in between the chain and the sprocket whilst riding tonight.  Let's all point and laugh at him.  Oh, and sorry about the misleading subject, it was the only way I could get Juggs to look at this.

OMG, OW.

I was in a bike accident once, i hit a fence, my buddy hit me. Ran me over, but not before his chain came off and his front sprocket made a wicked Tiger Claw like gash accross my calf. Nothing like that tho....

So I guess Zack won't be at work tomorrow.  LOLZ.

But seriously, let him know I wish him the best, and that I will get a kick out of scaring some co-workers with this picture tomorrow.

holy fuck! that's the suck

my mom's lost some weight....and gotten a lot grosser....

thats so gross

morbid fascination FTW!

and 30 stitches later:

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Ok Virox, tell us what exactly we're looking at in there.  What are those little bubbly looking things in there?  Fat cells?

Whoa...he's good as new.  Glad he got some pics beforehand.

I think those are intestines.  You see, Zack is morbidly obese.  So much so, in fact, that his digestive tract seized much of the body that was previously used for things like muscles, dignity, and apparently the part of the brain that governs not getting you leg caught in the sprocket while riding a bike.

I know a girl named Sarah Sprocket, true story.

Yes those gross litle globules are fat!  Pick one up in yor finger and it squishes like a grape!  When you get liposuction (you know who you are that need it) they roll your tumy and ass and thighs real hard after its injected with a lidocaine/saline mixture. This helps to break up those fat cells and let the magic machine suck them off your ass or wherever they maybe!  Yes that big thing around your middle or dragging on your butt is all made up of them!

And for the record,  thats lame, tell your brother hes a whiner!  Big girls dont cry when they fall from their bikes!  you want gross and hurt,  well  enough said.  Glad everything came out ok for him.  Tell him his leg will start itching in about 5 to 6 days from the stitches, its normal, no scratching!

Hey Virox, I got this rash on my thigh after I stayed at JT's place. Is there like a lotion or something you could suggest?

I sooooo should have taken a pic of my balls

f that, where are the pics from the OMGWTFBBQ night - jeebus, post 'em already

I'll resize them tonight...I found a sweet batch resizer....so shut your hole

There's a power toys plug in for XP that works really well. 

I vomited up some burger and peanuts.  Oh and Majer said to say he'd stick his hoo-ha in it but he's drunk.

I'm sensing a theme Kas

Majer seems to want to make sweet love to anything around when he's drunk.   Which reminds me why I shouldn't go drinking with him.

all I can say is "that's gotta hurt a bunch"

Hope all is well and on the mend.

<cough> just sayin'

I put them up...find the thread

Stop changing the subject.  LOOK AT IT!!!!!

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and this is what dead tissue looks like:

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ugh, virox! paging virox!

mmm.....dead flesh...it's what's for dinner!

That's exactly what you get for not using Medical Maggots to clean out the wound...

Let me show you what you get when you vomit tuna melt all over your keyboard!!