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Seriously, I am speachless. 

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

This is the movie I've been waiting my whole life to see!

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FOR BEING ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!

sheesh

guild event

Amazing.  Absolutely astonishing.

Guild event indeed.  There's a huge number of sequels in the works I'm sure...Blumpkin, Dirty Sanchez, Danza Slap (starring of course, Tony Danza).

Don't forget the comedy, Dirt Bike.

OMFG ROFLMAO.  This movie better be freaking sweet.  The only thing that could make it better is if it involved Juggz mom somehow.

we should totally write a movie. If drunk, donkey punching teens, on a yacht = movie.... then we should be able to write a freakin' block buster

Something like "Watership Down" but with naked ninja chicks?  Or something where some guy punches through the heads of two dudes(dudettes) and then swings them about himself like meat cudgels while screaming Irish prose?  <---- that's just one scene to build on.

I'm thinking taxi driver meets driving miss daisy with a healthy dose of erotic action and a couple of orphans break dancing to save a community center from communist nazi muslim atheist stim cell researchers. 

 

I have script writing software....let's brainstorm

Cougar Hunter
Diabetic Rage
3G NINJA!

the endless possibilities

Cougar Hunter?  Would that be like "Most Dangerous Game" but with sexy 40+ ladies?

It's about Turkley

We need to make a movie where I take a nap at my desk, that'd be really rad right about now. 

Premise:
16 year old becomes President through some fluke in the law.  In addition to Secret Service, Executive branch control and the Nuke case he also comes to have his very own ninja.  Hijinks ensue including (but not limited to):  The garroting of his history teacher Mr. Bore, shurikened next door neighbors dog, throwing the nation in turmoil when he disapears at a cabinet meeting to be replaced by a log, he totally has the ninja dick with Osama's facebook, etc.  Bonus: the ninjas heart is warmed by the friendship of a child and he learns to love.
Title: National Ninja
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Stay the damn hell crap away from my intellectual property Fox!!!!

I would rather we call it Executive Force, if we pump up the replaced by a log angle we may be able to get M.Night Shamalamadingdong to direct. 

and Chuck Norris has to be the Vice President

Only if Technoviking is the speaker of the house. 

Okay but then the Ninja has to be a woman (big breasted) who becomes a mother figure to the boy president and a love interest to the vp .... plot twist, the techno viking is trying to take over and start a new regime under techno. chuck norris and big breasted ninja must protect the boy president.

done.

Ok, as long as we admit that it takes the combined efforts of titts mcgee and norris to take out the viking. 

and the boy president pulling his "home alone" style nonsense

Um.... I think you just made the sequel to Bad Dudes....

(http://www.vanmega.com/bad_dudes.jpg)

Holy Sweet Jesus!!  They have made a movie of my life!!  They appear to have taken some creative liscense, since I am not female or blond, but it appears to be pretty close to what actually happened.  Hopefully they are going to save how I escaped being dropped overboard wrapped in a sheet and made it back to shore for the sequel...

Sleeping with the entire crew does not a good sequel make.

*rolls eyes*

boys....

*shakes head*

pfffft you could have been an extra or even a co-star. you totally blew it.

Movies like this (the trailer that started all this noise) are why I need to be allowed to own a submarine.

To find the dead bodies of severly donkey-punched gals????  I mean, thats not what I'd use it for... nope, not at all.

I am twice the size of my girlfriend and she likes it from behind,  just in case you want to swim behind my boat.  Not that I would donkey punch her to death or you would want her corpse.  Just say'n is all. 

You know sometimes I read what Kas writes and I am like man who can top that... and Thrun comes along.  +1 to both of you for making me laugh, you sick fucks!

er...thats right...I did blow it...
its up to you to decide just WHAT i blew.....

Did you know you can get a avatar of The Cardigans!?!!?

i do now

Not gonna pull the trigger on this one. Its lined up, but gotta let the slow pitches go by. Thrun you want to knock this one out of the park?

(http://z.about.com/d/esl/1/0/1/a/goat.jpg)

and I have proof!

+1 :)