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Rocking the Cradle just got a whole lot more dangerous  :-\

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/11/teen.std.ap/index.html

Yikes.

Thank you abstanince education!  ::golf clap::

In Germany, any girl can have a free prescription of the "pill" at any time she may want. 
I love the US of A, but we are so far behind in the rest of the global when it comes down to sex, sexual education and  regular education that it is scary.

1 in 4?  Those arent the worst odds Ive ever played...

That would take care of Teen Pregnancy but not this problem :P

But I see your point :)

The majority of the girls they say have HPV which so far has no confirmed effect on males (though we can be carriers).  It looks like the One Less campaign has a long way to go.

Actually, i enjoy the fact that the ridiculous amount of money that comes out of my paycheck isn't a little bit higher so some girl can go be a dirty little whore.

I'll fucking lock my girls in a dungeon and then I'll beat the shit out of the little cock that did it.

You guys just so you know.... even if HPV doesn't have an effect on guys it is still really serious.... and it's not always a STD.  Last summer I was told that I had HPV and I didn't get it from some guy.  I was also told that I had precancerous cells b/c of it and had to have surgery over the Summer to remove them so that I didnt get cancer.  HPV is much more serious than getting the fucking Clap.  It causes cancer and shouldn't be fucked around with.  I don't mean to get angry or anything so don't take it like that... I just don't like to have what could have caused me to have cancer to be poked fun at.  Thanks.

What a forward thinking healthy attitude you have towards sexual intercourse.   

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Things cause cancer and that makes me laugh.   Seriously, the link was about how one in four girls have it.  I am not sure how that is "poking fun at."

I'm glad you find it funny you jack ass.

You should really try to not take things on this forums so personally.  It is just a forum afterall.

The link wasn't about you having HPV or making fun of it, it's not my fault you get all butt hurt over nothing. 

I wasn't taking it personal.... I just don't think its funny to make fun of something that is real.... that people do get.... and that is more than just a STD.  Sorry if that fact isn't funny.  That would be like making fun of ppl for their parents dying.  Thats not funny is it?  Neither is this.  And I didn't take it personal until jackass over here decided to really make fun of having cancer.  Sorry if I'm a little over sensitive about almost having a life threating problem that you find amusing.  Forgive me.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!  Parents die and I find that amusing. 

Read the posts pre yours and tell me where HPV is getting made fun of please. 

I didnt say you were making fun of it.... his comment about the One Less campaign having a ways to go just seemed like poking fun of it.  Plus the fact that he said that guys don't get hurt by it... like that is the important point?  Really?  Oh I can't get hurt but my girlfriend could get cancer b/c I'm a man whore....?  Really?  Thats all I was saying... was that maybe its not always about the fact that you guys get some STD and its the chicks fault... maybe its a little bit more serious.  Maybe I took it more personal b/c I've had the problem... and I'm sure I did.... and maybe I completely missed the point... I just dont think this is a topic to make jokes around... if not at... b/c its not funny.  Cancer isn't funny.  I'm sorry.  The end.  Take it as you will.

I didn't say I found it funny.  If that wasn't you taking it personal, I would hate to see what you taking things personal would end up being.  Half of the people in this guild have a crazy sense of humor.  Also, responding as you do in here, just drives them to continue to get a rise out of you, even if they don't believe what they are posting.

don't worry Aura, nobody is poking fun at the severity of HPV.  This is, instead, a general commentary on the insane notion of 25% of teenage girls being host to STD's.  I do wonder what the number is like in teenage boys though...

I understand that this post wasn't about making fun of HPV or anything like that.  And I didn't take it like that really until you cracked the jokes about cancer being funny.  I can't help it if I feel sensitive about a subject that has to do with me.  And I know that you guys all have twisted senses of humor... and usually so do I... trust me.  But I just don't like when things like seem to be misunderstood or taken lightly.  Thats all I was trying to say.

Hawkes, I'm picturing you with a shotgun placed in plain-view in the living room, but still within reach of your recliner so that you can properly greet the young gentlemen who will come to pay your daughters a visit.

Should the visual and verbal warnings fail, I offer this piece of advice:

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.  And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Bahahahhahahaha!  I almost wanna hear about him trying this now.  Oh btw my grandparents know lots of pig farmers... they live in SD so if you need any help lemme know.  LOL.

I bet you are a riot at parties.  

http://cancerjokes.com/

I bet I am.  Thanks.  Sorry I don't through cancer jokes around.  You know you can still have a sense of humor without thinking life threating diseases are funny.  You know that right?  Ass hole.

Anyways... it seems like I am too SENSITIVE to be here, so I guess you win.
I'll leave.
Byes.

Nice one guys.

quote from cancerjokes.com

"I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much… because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting." --Michael Smith in "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein.


So I am watching about 50% of my mom's side of the family dying of various kidney ailments and cancers.  My father is currently in the hospital being operated on (as we speak) and he's had multiple strokes which is unrelated to what they are operating on him for this time.    My Uncle Don Just blew himself up like a fucking retard because he was smoking with his oxygen tank on.   

Rather then lecture a bunch of people I don’t' know about perceived insults on the internet I get together with my family and friends to celebrate life.
The article had nothing to do with making fun of her or cancer but she wanted to attention whore it and it backfired on her.   

After thrun's post, I have no choice but to quote myself.

Yeah, your family deserves it though.

You win, I'm too sensitive to be here.  Guys diseases R serious I need to go cry in to my soup. 

kthnks bia bia

How old is your dad anyways? Just let him go, surgery won't save him and I'm sure the poor prick is already dissapointed with you.  Might as well save yourself some green, and just leave the old things chest open to bleed out.


Quick re-cap: You should take a lesson from your Uncle Don my friend.  Maybe on one of those days when your you could just happen to be smoking around another oxygen tank.

Keep trying, you still haven't made me cry yet. 

I'm sure I haven't, at least im content with knowing I dont have to pick on girls though.

OOO BURN! 

look i got way to bored with reading all this but from what i skimmed it seems that finding cancer funny was a bad thing and for some people this is true but for others it isnt and ill tell you why, because human nature makes us joke about stuff that scares us or stuff that we dont fully understand  and ill be the first to say cancer scares me i have had 2 friends die from it and had to watch as they slowly got worse and worse but they joked about it right till the very end so chill out a little.   all the  people have all had different experieces so there view's will not always be the same

Uh-huh.  That was actually just a comment, but ok, if it gives me points I'll take it.

If I wanted to post a "burn", I'd just put up this link: http://sinnombre.org/rock.php (http://sinnombre.org/rock.php)

Wow.  How much talent does it actually take to be a shitty version of a Pantera cover band?  

(http://sinnombre.org/Images/picture1.jpg)

Yeah you guys look real "dark" and "hardcore".  How many chain wallets would I see in this picture if you guys just turned around?  Really is a band composed of two fat kids, one with the obvious "I'm a fat kid and no one liked me in highschool beard", one caveman, and a pale goth chick who smokes really gonna make it big?  

HA HA, the hits keep comming! 

I would have picked this one though, because you can see how fat I am and it looks like I am bald


(http://sinnombre.org/Images/NOMBRE03.jpg)

I've got all day man!  ;D

Tell me when your Zoloft wears off so I can pull out the big guns!

..and no I skipped alot of those pictures, I didnt want people to see that alot of your shows are played in Class-A housing developments.

...by the way your girlfriend needs a haircut.

Do my myspace page next!


http://www.myspace.com/fauxhawks_are_retarded 

not bad but i think that http://folding.stanford.edu/ is a better link and its even something that the wolverines are involved in.

No problem! I would love too... :D

Not that the name of your fucking myspace doesn't just kill it already here we go!

Anyone with fake musical terms i.e.: Protometal, Sludgemetal, Stonermetal under their favorite music category is obviously a moron.

"Book's is fo' burnin"...yeah we can tell you don't read, and no thrun, the Highlights magazines at the Planned Parenthood center do not count.  

Not a college graduate I see, so that means your income is between nothing and $5.00.  Occupation Metalhead, really? Thats an occupation these days?  Let me know when you sign up a sweet gig with Dragonforce.  

"5'11 and more to love"...yeah thats not a dead give away that your an unemployeed fat kid whose copilot is the mythological god of thunder.  Good work, I'm sure that wont turn away any woman who happens to end up on your myspace after looking for a fat burning system that actually works, and isnt in pill form.  

Your top eight friends are all guys, once againd doesnt surprise me.


ROFL, oh yeah? Didnt see that coming at all. Talk about an attention whore.  Isnt it kind of contradictory to be a metalhead thrash man and have a myspace where you complain and moan about not getting attention? Shouldnt you like be super devoted to your music or some shit?  I can almost see a conversation between you and your band now:

Singer:"Dudes did you see that episode of Metalacolypse last night, ha! Its so funny!"
Bob:"I KNOW! I totally think we should cover Thunderhorse, I played it on Guitar Hero 2 last night and it wasnt hard at all, I can probably like, learn the chords and jam that out"
Bass Player:"I dont know man, our last song sounded kinda bad, I think I might just go get my GED."
Drummer:"Lets just start drinking then we can record something awesome, maybe do some of that Iced Earth intro stuff with like, qoutes from the bible and William Price voice overs."



Awww look, your ever afraid to share your deepest darkest secrets with us.  Yeah, I wouldnt want people to know how "truely deep and understanding" I was either.

^^^ That work for you?

<sigh>

I can stop giggling at his posts if you want Snacks. 

and for hoof

Hey there buster! 

Protometal, Sludgemetal, Stonermetal ext...  are all real terms. 

Recognized by you and like maybe two other people.

I'm sure if you went to A&R with a band like yours and said "We play Sludgemental with a mix of protometal", they would probably laugh your ass right out of the building.

Sure you say that now, but what about after sex?

LOL

What I don't understand is how someone can dish it out and not take it back. If you come in strong into this group, you gotta take a little ribbing. If you start hard ribbing back, expect some hard ribbing, and in the words of Hanz and Fritz (IIRC):

QUIT WHINING

Ashley has posted in our LOA thread and would appreciate it if you guys would read it.  Thanks.

What the hell I didnt post that.... ???

ooooooooooook. I think it's time to lock this thread up and stop the party.

RedDawn Five-Oh is here.

Everyone please level your grow up skills. BTW....I will continue to lock/delete threads that turn into this. Also if you are teetering leaving the guild please figure out quickly because frankly I am sick of all the bullshit.

you know what I apologize for locking this thread.....carry on

The good Red taketh away and the good Red giveth back.  Or something like that.

All hail thread revival amusement!  (I too forgot about some of these comedy gold posts.  lol)

We need a section for these. Make it so!

Sure you say that now, but what about after sex?

That depends, did he look the guy in the eye or not during?

Only one eye, his good one.

where's that titty pic I know one of your pervs saved it

me and red?

and this dude.

http://www.amazon.com/BEST-METAL-ALBUMS-1968-1973-PROTO/lm/R2SSVZ6E1AII6J

Well thats 3!